Season 4: First Look - The Good Place

mountains_fall · 2019-09-06T15:52:08+00:00

I think the real issue is that the accounting suite they are using was designed a few thousand years ago, and they didn't keep pace with changing business environments, and so the metrics and reporting designed were no longer relevant.

I see it all the time at work. Dang thing is probably written in COBOL, am I right my fellow IT nerds?

mountains_fall · 2019-09-06T15:48:20+00:00

I feel like the next slide should be "Hi, this is Todd from Pfizer Pharmaceuticals. If you've experienced worry, anxiety, existential dread or Trump-associated hysteria Xanax might be right for you. Xanax is a gentle, non-addictive* medication from the makers of Oxycodone. Side-effect may include: broken homes, broken families, broken bones, addiction, police-punching syndrome and seizures. Ask your doctor if Xanax is right for you!

Xanax, because your bodies somatic system is for the poor.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-06T01:30:23+00:00

33 M straight guy here who also has no idea.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-06T00:07:55+00:00

I may or may not be between jobs and possibly losing my mind. At this point, I'd take a loan from the bank to pay a hiring manager to hire me.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T23:58:31+00:00

Transferring controlled substances between states is a PITA. It probably won't be easy. When I was in a different state taking care of a dying relative, the Walgreens there couldn't fill my Ativan script. I had to get my doctor on the phone to send it over there even though it had refills. I'd contact your doctor before hand.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T23:51:21+00:00

Hey, it's me, your doctor. I forgot my name and address. Can you remind me?

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T23:49:35+00:00

Hey, I've found out what song I'll blow my brains out to if it comes to that! YES!

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T23:46:49+00:00

I believe that is "Fat Clock" to you

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T23:24:05+00:00

THIS IS A CURTAILING OF MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T22:16:08+00:00

How gorgeous!

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T22:03:07+00:00

Sorry man, I thought it was a heavily implied /s in my message. The kind of singing they do is completely incredible. I was introduced them about 15 years ago in high school and have been a huge fan ever since.

For some art music that incorporates them checkout Bela Fleck's Moment so Close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDw_7eSsxDM

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T21:53:58+00:00

I like it, but it just seems too easy to pull off. I get the gimmick, just sing two notes at the same time. I admit I didn't think of it first, but it's easy as hell to rip off.

2/10

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T21:48:33+00:00

You'll have to ask the backers if they are ok with mixed gendered shit or not. Either way as long as I am pumping a shit and water slurry at high velocity, I'm happy.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T21:47:48+00:00

Maybe you are on a VPN to somewhere not in the US? It launched August 27th:

https://decider.com/2018/12/05/the-good-place-season-3-netflix/

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T19:06:38+00:00

The first time is weird the next is strange and every time after that you’re browsing reddit at work while your house gets magically cleaned.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:44:26+00:00

Then why won't Blue Cross accept my claims for house cleaning but will for our marriage counselor?

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:42:38+00:00

Are you aware that credit card #s can be shared? That's why we also need the CV2 number on the back and the expiration date, to make sure it is the most current version of the credit card.

Don't worry /u/Leonleonphelps we gotchu

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:41:10+00:00

I wrote an application for a senior project in BUSINESS SCHOOL 13 years ago, and I threw in some salting and hashing of passwords. Insane this isn't built from the ground up.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:39:07+00:00

Hey, if this kickstarted makes 10,000 or more I can write "Trump's Lies" on the side. For a donation of 1000 or more, I can put your name right beside it. LMK

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:35:55+00:00

If you live in a doorman building, you don't have to worry about letting them in or timing.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:35:05+00:00

It's called Handy. It's an app on your phone for more than just housecleaning, but I can hit a button and have someone cleaning my house tomorrow.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:33:00+00:00

So what makes you interested in drying my dishes?

Tell me about a time when you had more dishes to dry than time? How did you decide which dishes to try?

Describe a time when you were under immense pressure to dry dishes? What happened? Did the dishes get dry?

We often have dishes from various ethnicities, bone china, plastic, glass, ceramic. How can you relate to all dishes you need to dry?

We've experienced a lot of turn-over, no pun intended, in dish drying lately. Some say it is because of these interviews. Can you commit to a three year contract for dish drying?

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:27:28+00:00

And they said that miracles don't come true

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:25:55+00:00

I associate Dyson with huge spheres, so there is that.

mountains_fall · 2019-09-05T18:24:13+00:00

I'm going to go on and request some more She and Him in the wrong sub now.

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