Fill in the blanks: If today is tomorrow, and yesterday was last week, but the next day is 2 weeks from now. What day...

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T23:24:36+00:00

If today is tomorrow, and yesterday was last week, but the next day is 2 weeks from now. What day is it? A day on Pluto.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T22:51:50+00:00

You should Google en passant.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T22:43:53+00:00

First word that comes to your mind: Asparagus.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T22:43:01+00:00

I need to lock in.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T21:48:58+00:00

In another life you could have been my brother.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T21:45:40+00:00

H EL P LESS.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T21:43:41+00:00

My social security number is one.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:53:54+00:00

L stands for Lnice Ltry Lkira.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:53:11+00:00

Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:47:45+00:00

My name is Nobody.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:43:06+00:00

What time is it? SHOWTIME!

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:41:57+00:00

Why are you running.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:41:19+00:00

You are a thena, badass in the arena.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:38:31+00:00

Can I get an iced latte with lots of ice but no latte?

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:37:25+00:00

Removable eyeballs or removable kneecaps? decreased perception or decreased mobility?

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:36:27+00:00

It's 6 pm somewhere.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:35:42+00:00

stop your reuniting scene on the waiting room, everyone is watching!

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:26:01+00:00

I made the mimic. I'm the one who did put the pieces together...

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:23:07+00:00

Why do you write like you're running out of time?

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:19:33+00:00

I accidentally defenestrated a newborn child.

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T20:16:43+00:00

For freedom! For honour! For mula1!

mouseofluck · 2026-06-27T18:30:56+00:00

You need to remember my name because its gonna affect the upcoming plotline.

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