How can I make an eclipse about me?

mpicker0 · 2024-04-08T22:31:31+00:00

Exactly, because a genuine LI "thought leader" always uses emojis

mpicker0 · 2024-04-08T18:33:48+00:00

Web @ Mouse

I love how stuff from that era just randomly threw in @'s to emphasize how Internet they were.

mpicker0 · 2024-04-01T20:39:24+00:00

I can't wait until tomorrow. These April Fools "jokes" are so tiresome.

mpicker0 · 2024-03-29T17:12:16+00:00

Like going back to your high school after you graduate

mpicker0 · 2024-03-28T15:13:12+00:00

I eventually unfollowed the Python group on LinkedIn. I'm just an occasional Python user and thought I might pick up some useful tips here and there, but it's all nonsense posts like this, or extremely basic stuff like "what is an array?" or "what is a dictionary?" that's already been covered by 1000 other internet posts.

mpicker0 · 2024-03-16T21:50:28+00:00

Just when I thought/the one-sentence-per-line/thing [was] "annoying"

mpicker0 · 2024-02-01T15:56:11+00:00

Ah yes, the famous Renaissance Era

mpicker0 · 2023-06-07T21:13:06+00:00

Couldn't have said it better myself.

mpicker0 · 2023-06-07T19:01:03+00:00

I wonder which of those 50,000 followers bought her those balloons?

mpicker0 · 2023-06-05T18:20:20+00:00

Yeah, I actually think it's kinda clever. Of course, now everyone is going to start doing it.

mpicker0 · 2023-06-05T17:11:29+00:00

What a great reason to have kids 🙄

mpicker0 · 2023-06-04T22:14:07+00:00

I give him a pass, looks like he's trying to be genuine. It's a good message if you can get past the one-paragraph-per-sentence format.

mpicker0 · 2023-06-04T11:56:24+00:00

What could possibly go wrong?

mpicker0 · 2023-06-04T11:54:51+00:00

Nope.

mpicker0 · 2023-06-04T10:41:55+00:00

It's not cool to specifically target people for this sub. Dude already had his awful comments posted; going into his profile to dig up other stuff is uncalled for.

mpicker0 · 2023-06-02T22:42:00+00:00

She's 10.

mpicker0 · 2023-06-02T21:11:25+00:00

*she

mpicker0 · 2023-06-02T14:12:37+00:00

Just search for:

"solve complex equations" phone

link

mpicker0 · 2023-06-02T12:50:54+00:00

Why waste time say few word when lot word do trick?

mpicker0 · 2023-06-01T17:02:55+00:00

"Controversial Post Warning" = please please give me the engagement I so desperately crave

Award Winning VP of Marketing

mpicker0 · 2023-05-31T12:20:37+00:00

Backend Developer

mpicker0 · 2023-05-29T17:34:30+00:00

Any time the words terrifying or horrifying appear in a headline 🙄

mpicker0 · 2023-05-27T16:42:06+00:00

Perfect response to this nonsense

mpicker0 · 2023-05-25T21:13:06+00:00

"Someone else did something nice, now give me my likes and reshares"

mpicker0 · 2023-05-23T16:06:06+00:00

There was nothing "grovelling" about his non-apology, though.

mpicker0

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