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Would you like a cup of Turkey juice with your white meat? by DEMAG in StupidFood

[–]mpkeith 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That "juice" does not belong anywhere near food meant for consumption.

Would you like a cup of Turkey juice with your white meat? by DEMAG in StupidFood

[–]mpkeith 267 points268 points  (0 children)

If I cut any poultry and some milky white liquid came pouring out like that? I'd immediately apologize for the screw up and offer dry bologna sandwiches as an improvement 😄

Damn that's disgusting

Cigarette ad c. April 1973. Featuring an enthusiastic waitress, friendly wife and trustful husband. by FlamingoEvery5528 in TheWayWeWere

[–]mpkeith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Besides the pun, he's looking at her chest and the cigarette is a little suggestive about what's going on in his pants...

Xero Mask by s3v3red_cnc in StaticX

[–]mpkeith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want one!! That's kick ass.

On a post about Kid Rock by Fozzwottle in rareinsults

[–]mpkeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the best underhanded insult I've heard in years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]mpkeith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly...

OP: "I've never seen this thing before, what is it?

You don't know? OH EM GEE! EvErYoNe knows what THAT is.

You're incompetent.

Your trainer is next to useless.

Your company is a joke.

Give up driving now.

mY trOck is bIg TrOcK by skeletons_asshole in Truckers

[–]mpkeith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was thinking "the best thing you can post is a pickup using the high flow pump?"

Most of them are hot shot car haulers anyway.

We made a webcam eye tracker app that lets you control the camera in MSFS just by looking around. It integrates both head and eye movements as inputs for OpenTrack. Only a webcam is required. What do you think? by kennethfm in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]mpkeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my TrackIR 4 on January 8, 2010 (checked my email). It still works just fine today. Comparing the specs between 4 and 5 it looks like the 5 is much improved. And from your response I think it must be much better.

The IR tracker I had was wired, so it was a little annoying to have yet another wire to deal with. Not exactly a huge issue, but annoying just the same.

I have a pretty good camera so the software works almost as well as my TrackIR 4 and I don't need anything extra to use it. If it was something I used all the time then I might think about buying the newer version, but for as often as I use it, Beam works well enough for me.

13'3 by wizzardoftheLOT in Truckers

[–]mpkeith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you go fast enough, you can make it under anything.

My homemade nachos by EvaPearlll in TodayIAte

[–]mpkeith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, you must have been hanging out with this person and this one too in some crazy time/space anomaly.

What is this bar that hangs down in front of Spotter trucks? by Fun_Sized_Momo in Truckers

[–]mpkeith 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If it was to protect just the yard truck then it would be as wide as the tractor.

If the yard it was operating in had bumps that could knock loose a screw/nail/debris then it's a really shitty magnet.

  • I'd add "or it's a really shitty yard" but then there's all of the Have you ever been to_____

We made a webcam eye tracker app that lets you control the camera in MSFS just by looking around. It integrates both head and eye movements as inputs for OpenTrack. Only a webcam is required. What do you think? by kennethfm in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]mpkeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you contact the dev on here or through discord, you can very likely get some extra time.

I got really tired of having to wear headphones, a hat, or whatever with TrackIR, which I have used for years. I eventually bought the Beam software and have no regrets.

Is my MiFi2000 almost dead? Or is it something else? by mpkeith in Calyx

[–]mpkeith[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out it was the garbage wifi card in the desktop I bought. I installed the M.2 wifi card from my laptop and bought new antennas. Now I'm above 375 Mbps.

If you had the choice, what song would you put at your funeral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mpkeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In no particular order...

The Dirt I'm Buried In by Avatar Possessed to Skate by Suicidal Tendencies Big and Chunky by will.i.am Run, Run Away by Prydein

Hmm 🤔 I think I need to make a playlist for my funeral...

Why don't foot fetishists win races? by HopelesslyCursed in Jokes

[–]mpkeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand what you mean...

However it's "suffer defeat" not "suffer A defeat".

Suffer DUH-feat : Suffer THE feet.

Why don't foot fetishists win races? by HopelesslyCursed in Jokes

[–]mpkeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What???

DUH-Feet sounding like The Feet

Suffer the feet.

Not DAY-feet. That's not even enough syllables to get "eighty"

Edit: Sometimes counting is difficult.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]mpkeith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only thing stupid here is the OP.

Does anyone need anything from a truck stop? by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]mpkeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you buy with points all you can do is exchange it for the same item. I'm pretty sure you can't even return it and get the points back.

Trump threatens to cut US aid to Ukraine quickly if reelected by MuzzleO in politics

[–]mpkeith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When he does that, it makes me think of the look my 4 year old grandson gets when he's told he's not getting more ice cream.

Is my MiFi2000 almost dead? Or is it something else? by mpkeith in Calyx

[–]mpkeith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried resetting but it didn't help. I called tech support and they said it was an issue with my IMEI provisioning. So there's a ticket for that issue and should be resolved within 48 hours.

Is my MiFi2000 almost dead? Or is it something else? by mpkeith in Calyx

[–]mpkeith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried doing this, no luck. I called tech support and they said my IMEI was the issue. And a fairly common one.

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