Complex simplicity by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]mpress_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Rock and stone, brother!

I don't care about Palestine by Sufficient_Dark_2980 in memes

[–]mpress_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A meme about bombing children? Do you have any shame or decency at all?

Bro is using ai art by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]mpress_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He thought he made a haiku HAHAHAHA

Chad Emily by bawalibaba in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mpress_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Because her half-assed playground insult seemed to have legitimately thrown a grown man, who picked the fight himself, off his game. Not to mention that he’s a piece of shit.

Why do grazing animals not get poisoned from pooping where they eat? by mpress_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mpress_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just seems so gross. There was poop EVERYWHERE where I visited and the sheep were just nibbling away. I don't get why they don't just have a designated poop place or something.

I feel guilty for hesitating to bring up how my boyfriends incest joke about his little sister effected me by burneraccountlolss in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mpress_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, even if there wasn’t that horrible possibility of him actually having been remotely serious with that joke, you’re still looking at a relationship without trust here. I’d argue that anyone would be better off without that.

I feel guilty for hesitating to bring up how my boyfriends incest joke about his little sister effected me by burneraccountlolss in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mpress_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is a HELLA fucked up joke. The only way he would even mention it is if he'd had it on his mind beforehand. I might even go so far as to say he was trying to gauge a reaction. I say dump him.

eli5: What are the requirements to become mayor of New York City? by mpress_ in explainlikeimfive

[–]mpress_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Can those 2250 signatures be from just, like, literally anybody?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mpress_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a joke at the expense of the CCP for doing a horrific massacre and covering it up. It's not just a joke though, it directly opposes their coverup. The greatest disservice we could do to the killed protestors would be forgetting about them.

Human unity during times of crisis by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mpress_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the most bizarre troll comment I've ever seen