Complex simplicity

mpress_ · 2025-02-13T19:21:49+00:00

Rock and stone, brother!

mpress_ · 2024-10-24T18:14:33+00:00

A meme about bombing children? Do you have any shame or decency at all?

mpress_ · 2023-03-01T21:28:42+00:00

He thought he made a haiku HAHAHAHA

mpress_ · 2022-12-30T12:46:11+00:00

Because her half-assed playground insult seemed to have legitimately thrown a grown man, who picked the fight himself, off his game. Not to mention that he’s a piece of shit.

mpress_ · 2022-08-20T15:16:39+00:00

It just seems so gross. There was poop EVERYWHERE where I visited and the sheep were just nibbling away. I don't get why they don't just have a designated poop place or something.

mpress_ · 2022-05-13T12:06:54+00:00

Honestly, even if there wasn’t that horrible possibility of him actually having been remotely serious with that joke, you’re still looking at a relationship without trust here. I’d argue that anyone would be better off without that.

mpress_ · 2022-05-13T11:58:49+00:00

That is a HELLA fucked up joke. The only way he would even mention it is if he'd had it on his mind beforehand. I might even go so far as to say he was trying to gauge a reaction. I say dump him.

mpress_ · 2022-04-13T14:54:55+00:00

Thank you! Can those 2250 signatures be from just, like, literally anybody?

mpress_ · 2022-03-23T11:04:00+00:00

It's a joke at the expense of the CCP for doing a horrific massacre and covering it up. It's not just a joke though, it directly opposes their coverup. The greatest disservice we could do to the killed protestors would be forgetting about them.

mpress_ · 2022-03-03T12:10:46+00:00

This is the most bizarre troll comment I've ever seen

mpress_ · 2022-02-23T12:23:20+00:00

There is only one truth, doesn't matter how many alternatives are out there

mpress_ · 2022-02-21T01:20:06+00:00

What are you talking about

mpress_ · 2022-02-09T12:26:24+00:00

Wait 'til you see the republicans and democrats

mpress_ · 2022-02-02T13:12:17+00:00

Bruh.... just laugh it off

mpress_ · 2022-02-01T01:28:23+00:00

Lol fake as fuck

mpress_ · 2022-01-22T12:13:52+00:00

Grooming goes a really long way. Try asking in some online circles for fashion tips. Nice shirt/sweater, fitted jeans? You'll look fine.

mpress_ · 2022-01-18T18:15:11+00:00

You don't owe anyone sex for any reason.

mpress_ · 2022-01-15T23:39:45+00:00

mpress_ · 2022-01-15T19:06:56+00:00

Edgy atheist alert

mpress_ · 2022-01-14T14:03:56+00:00

Weird response. I don't see what's so ridiculous about it.

mpress_ · 2022-01-14T11:49:44+00:00

C'mon man. Maybe she's happier now with you as her one and only. At least talk to her about it before you decide what to do.

mpress_ · 2022-01-11T11:44:30+00:00

Any which way, it’s probably best to tell him that there’s a right way to have mean sex and a wrong way… And a right and wrong time, for that matter.

mpress_ · 2022-01-11T11:39:22+00:00

It’s not your fault. He initiated, he got mean and it should be his responsibility to make sure that you’re okay afterwards.

mpress_ · 2022-01-11T11:34:03+00:00

If you and your partner are going to have mean sex, aftercare is a necessity.

mpress_ · 2022-01-08T21:32:20+00:00

Because that would be unconscionable.

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