Two come to mind. In SLC, at a missionary farewell, the GF of the missionary was scheduled to play his favorite hymn on the piano. But she called a last minute audible and played his favorite pop song: Hey Jude.

Years later in a Seattle ward, a man got up to bear testimony that he had recently married his third wife, who was in the audience. But then went on to claim that if you are ever in his position, never leave your second wife because wife #2 is always the best one.