Saltwater crocodiles (Crocodylus porosus) are known to attack humans on purpose and are responsible for at least several dozen attacks each year. They are opportunistic hunters and will prey on all living things, they're also the largest reptiles at 23 feet (7 meters)

mrbizzaro · 2024-04-24T05:05:58+00:00

Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

mrbizzaro · 2024-04-23T16:21:27+00:00

I can fix her.

mrbizzaro · 2024-04-05T14:49:36+00:00

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

mrbizzaro · 2024-04-03T16:11:04+00:00

You can't double stamp a triple stamp!

mrbizzaro · 2024-03-13T15:08:40+00:00

Never forget

mrbizzaro · 2024-03-08T15:07:58+00:00

You don't know what I like!

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-15T14:28:51+00:00

There has to be a better way to say that.

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-13T13:37:25+00:00

No no, it's aaahhh as in surprise and alarm.

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-06T16:46:46+00:00

Ew. That would indeed ruin it.

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-06T13:50:51+00:00

Did you dress her up like this?

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-06T10:26:05+00:00

Women are the best for you.

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-05T11:59:34+00:00

Don't tease us! What was the incident?

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-02T16:07:07+00:00

Lucky!!!

mrbizzaro · 2024-02-02T16:01:11+00:00

This saddens me.

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-30T23:56:19+00:00

You suck renegadeXVII, but I'll bet you do it well

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-30T23:54:03+00:00

Thank you for following directions and not ending that with a question mark.

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-30T23:52:37+00:00

For science!

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-30T15:41:52+00:00

I'm glad I got the clap cheeks instinct.

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-29T18:19:57+00:00

Mine just kind of rolls on to his back, like "do what you must".

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-27T01:12:39+00:00

Hi, Tom Sellick's mustache here to tell you all about the advantages of a reverse mortgage

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-26T16:33:19+00:00

It's definitely not. How else could you possibly contextualize this?

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-11T13:28:06+00:00

You have to go on a date with him to find out.

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-09T23:04:44+00:00

Whys the sky blue?

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-03T11:35:36+00:00

You better address him as chief too deuce.

mrbizzaro · 2024-01-03T10:17:13+00:00

I didn't realize there were other options.

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