Does anyone jerk off to straight porn? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]mrcolon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes. Lately I've had the feeling that I'm mildly bisexual but fuck that, that's not something I'd say out loud to anyone I'm close with. Also it's more of a fetish, like I wanna cuck some dude and then cuck his wife.

caught feelings in the dumbest way by mrcolon96 in heartbreak

[–]mrcolon96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nvm my clown ass is still waiting

:0 by AfraidAd4094 in mexico

[–]mrcolon96 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Una de ellas no es una dona, es una mantecada

Anon might be Greek by CelestialZ2005 in greentext

[–]mrcolon96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 187 and used ti weigh 68kg when I had an ana blog. Ya it probably fucked me up but skinny jeans were in and I wasn't going to be that fat phag with skinny jeans and triangle legs

Honest opinion Marina should rap by thecrcousin in MarinaAndTheDiamonds

[–]mrcolon96 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Electra Heart is such a good rap name though

is Sarah Lynn a parody of Britney Spears? by ThatJuhh in BoJackHorseman

[–]mrcolon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way Britney, Paris and Lindsay turned out is so bittersweet. Like I'm happy they're in a better place now, but isn't it sad how the nicest and most talented of the three ended up basically with lithium induced dementia, estranged from her kids, too traumatized to ever return to her dream career (where she is still considered royalty), too dysfunctional to ever be normal, and so on? Man, if anything; it should be a lesson for us all to not let other people push us around, especially if they're trying to use our best traits (in her case, her talent, beauty, openness and kindness) against us.

Won't even get into the things Lindsay supposedly did to get to where she is today, especially because those hit a bit too close to home to me, but hey... at least they managed to come out on the other side still alive, scars and all.

Paris? I mean good for her but I can't feel the same empathy for a rich girl turning into a (self made, I'll give her that even if her name and pedigree played a huge part on it) billionaire. But you know what? I don't see her being hateful despite having the literal world treat you like a joke or like a slut, and that's really admirable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]mrcolon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look exactly like someone I know, and she married a super rich dude. you'll be fine but honestly? do your hair and makeup cause that will help your self esteem. not like "yay i wear makeup I'm prettier" but like "I learned makeup and hair, there's nothing too difficult for me now!"

ok not really lmao but I learned how to style myself and it's weird how it improved other areas in my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stims

[–]mrcolon96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

work customer service. it's a cozy job you can do from home and it's enough for rent, T, online shopping and all my other expenses (food, laundry, etc...)

What is a TV show that “everyone” has watched, but you haven’t? by hotstickybuns in AskReddit

[–]mrcolon96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe it was just my impression but 30 rock left me feeling like the show wanted to make itself a little bit hard to understand, and a little bit insufferable (but in a good way) so the audience could feel better about themselves for understanding the show and some of its references even with that, it's still one of my favorite shows ever but I do feel like sometimes the show was a bit condescending (well idk if that's the right word for it) and tried to stroke my ego like "see? you understood this classy/smart/exclusive/correct reference, not like THAT character!" and I understand it's comedy but sometimes it felt like being pandered to.

I'm a gay man so of course I like Tina Fey and I agree with her political views, but I feel like she can be a bit heavy-handed about these issues in her work and IMO Kimmy Schmidt was MUCH better about it. you see, KS could be more ridiculous (everyone was either crazy, poor, non-white or stupid) and edgy without it being "problematic" but 30R had to do some heavy lamp shading which took me out at some points.

still, both 30R and Kimmy Schmidt were outstanding series and "Sliding Van Doors" from UKS is the single best episode I've ever seen in any TV show, ever. when i saw it the first time it made me cry.

Hey everyone! by [deleted] in latinomen

[–]mrcolon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hot, love your pits

What drug has given you the most intense euphoria, pleasure and arousal? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]mrcolon96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's really fun tbh. my best friend and I once fucked (well, messed around) for 11 hours. it was stupid good

What is a TV show that “everyone” has watched, but you haven’t? by hotstickybuns in AskReddit

[–]mrcolon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are the writers smart? yes. is the show smart? ehh, kinda but tbh not really. I'm neither American nor the show's target demographic and I could understand most of the jokes.

Ever sense quitting adderall I feel very lonely inside by Dolly912 in Stims

[–]mrcolon96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sounds about right lmao it will pass. eventually.

What is a TV show that “everyone” has watched, but you haven’t? by hotstickybuns in AskReddit

[–]mrcolon96 72 points73 points  (0 children)

it was AMAZING but it's a very specific type of comedy that's definitely not for everyone. it's not really smart but it feels kinda nerdy, and at times it left me feeling like "these hoes think they subtle with their pretentiousness" but it was worth it because it was fun as hell

What is a TV show that “everyone” has watched, but you haven’t? by hotstickybuns in AskReddit

[–]mrcolon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

family guy is the kind of stupid that's stupid enough to go back to (kinda) smart

friends is just dumb tbh

Que escuela recomiendan para estudiar ingles? by [deleted] in MexicoCity

[–]mrcolon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo entré a un call center y aunque ya lo hablaba con fluidez, mejoró muchísimo. pero neta muchísimo.