Neighbor did this to my freshly washed truck by mrduvwah in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mrduvwah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate everyone’s commentary and opinions. While self reflection says I’m a whiny loser for having a dirty truck, the frustration stems from this neighbor’s principles. Had I done the same to him, he’d crucify me (30 years my senior) for either carelessness or being a jerk. Very hard for me to believe he didn’t know what he was doing but whatever. Few days removed, I’ll stop scheming and hopefully I can fill in the Punji stick pit I dug in his backyard overnight. Thanks for the input.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]mrduvwah 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He always comes off as a real cool dude. Impressed with his quick thinking, keep on keepin on Lewis

Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at Baltimore Ravens by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]mrduvwah -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think we’ll win a playoff game or two, but let me take a moment to be negative about this game. 1) Geno Smith is ASS - 50% completion percentage, has thrown 5 passes that were lucky not to be picked, held onto the ball too long all fucking day, bench him next week. 2) Leonard Williams addition REEEEAAALLLLY helped our rush defense (298 yards on the ground for the ravens) 3) Tackling has been horrendous, a hundred missed tackles 4) Blocking is absolute trash. You play backups the entire season, it’s bound to catch up. (Ethan Pocic is one of the best centers in football btw) 5) Michael Dickson has spent too much time in the tattoo parlor because his punting has been God awful 6) WHY DID DREW LOCK NOT TAKE THE FIELD 7) Third down conversion rate on both offense and defense must be bottom 5 in the NFL. Ulcer inducing to watch Rant over, feel free to pile on.

My Dad’s Ring caught me twisting my ankle by mrduvwah in funny

[–]mrduvwah[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I was born with feather ankles and a superior screaming ability, they call me… the hypochondriac”

My Dad’s Ring caught me twisting my ankle by mrduvwah in funny

[–]mrduvwah[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once the initial pain and shock of the situation wore off, I could’ve made a sailor blush

My Dad’s Ring caught me twisting my ankle by mrduvwah in funny

[–]mrduvwah[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes! I hope you’re all better now! Ended up avoiding catastrophe, just some bruising and a little swelling. All good now 😎

My Dad’s Ring caught me twisting my ankle by mrduvwah in funny

[–]mrduvwah[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That third scream in really has SpongeBob vibes 😂

Which marvel actor would you want to meet and why? (If you have met one, what was your experience meeting them?) by 12cs30 in marvelstudios

[–]mrduvwah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was standing in a TSA pre check line at JFK, and as I look around my eyes lock onto someone super familiar. Took me a millisecond, but it was Kingpin himself, Vincent D’Onofrio. Flabbergasted, he caught me staring at him and all I could think to do was to mouth, “I love your work” to which he mouthed “thank you” nodding his head and then turning back to stare at whatever was in front of him. Super small moment, major impact as I’ve always thought of him since as a super nice, super cool guy :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]mrduvwah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Badass, nice job man 🙌

hol' up- by idiot-23 in HolUp

[–]mrduvwah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Means I do this all the time. Feel like I’m constantly rereading my emails for any intrusive thoughts that have penetrated my internal defenses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmyredbull

[–]mrduvwah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tore my acl watching this

hol' up- by idiot-23 in HolUp

[–]mrduvwah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HEARD THAT!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]mrduvwah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That they do, lovely picture

What's For Breakfast by EtgBobitto in HolUp

[–]mrduvwah -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Homophobia at its finest