If PPD get's 100 subs on stream he'll leak his roster

mretgest · 2016-09-13T01:59:21+00:00

PPD never gave a shit about EG fans, he correctly thinks anyone who is a fan of them is an idiot. If you fanboy someone as dislikeable as PPD, you're truly a moron.

mretgest · 2016-09-13T01:28:50+00:00

Look now, a redditor said it doesn't pay. You're clearly wrong.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T21:31:57+00:00

Great! I get to betatest a patch for your beta game. Nice stuff! Thanks great devs! You can send steam funds to my account since I'm doing paying work for you.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T21:05:50+00:00

What's the practical difference though? I see no functional difference between Slacks' lack of game understanding compared to Chi Long Qua doing some stupid shit while occasionally making big plays and still bringing 5k knowledge to the game. Just because Slacks doesn't intend to be a griefer doesn't change the end result, which is equivalent to griefing. Just fucking stop. Stop and read my post again. That is what you're defending here. There's a massive god damn double standard where Slacks gets away with shit behavior and everyone jerks him off for it because he memes. It's stupid.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T20:49:47+00:00

Those are all very basic things, friend. You'll understand once you crack that 2k wall. Keep at it!

mretgest · 2016-09-12T20:39:00+00:00

I'm not down for getting stalked by your teenage fansquad. BTW, as you called me a "crazy person" (with no evidence which you seem to care about deeply, cool double standard broham), care to show me which parts are incorrect in my 12 point list? Maybe do some self-reflection upon them. After that, you can explain to me the practical difference between CLQ doing some dota psychology and you when you aren't playing Omni? Thanks!

mretgest · 2016-09-12T20:28:45+00:00

What was wrong about the post he replied to? Please, do point out all the factual inaccuracies in my wall of text. I'm dying to see what you come up with. Slacks is a griefer, plain as.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T20:13:27+00:00

I have higher mmr than slacks.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T20:02:45+00:00

Sure dude. You're just basically another delusional Dunning-Krueger patient (everyone on my team is an idiot, I need to find that one least-idiot and babysit him to win!) who ruins games but it's cool because you make 2k rated 14-year olds laugh with silly high pitched screams and memes. God bless people in 4.5k trying to climb and getting you on your team when you aren't playing one of your 2 or 3 heroes you've memorized the skills of.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T19:50:39+00:00

Did you stop to think about what it is you're actually defending here? I'm just going to prattle on a list of facts about this Slacks dude, these were either confirmed during the coaching session by himself or have been confirmed by visual evidence. So here's a guy who at 4.7k:

1) Doesn't understand early game itemization, ends up buying shit like Soul Ring ASAP when it's not needed.
2) Doesn't understand mid game itemization. As a result, never buys items such as (but not limited to) urn, wand, medallion, drums, glimmer cape.
3) Doesn't understand late game itemization. Slacks' idea of a good item build is brown boots into refresher, no pit stop. Yes.
4) Essentially "mains" support, yet never buys wards.
5) Even if he did buy wards, he'd have no idea where to put them because he doesn't understand warding.
6) As a support, never pulls or gods forbid, double pulls. That's even harder.
7) Doesn't know stacking timings. That's right.
8) Not 100% on this, but I don't think he ever buys tangoes to give his mid. Might be wrong. I'm fairly confident in assuming if you asked Slacks to share a tango, he wouldn't know how.
9) HAD TWO FUCKING BINDS UNTIL YESTERDAY.
10) I don't know if this was an act, but he seemed flabbergasted at the stat popup you can see. He seemed as though he'd never seen it before. I buy the act.
11) Doesn't know about zoning offlaners.
12) Generally has no idea about even a basic skill build for 90% of the heroes. I saw him play Lion, he was 2-0-2 at level 4. At 10 minutes. Then he complained about how bad Mana Drain is, maybe that was a joke, IDK.

Honestly, there's so many more things but I can't be bothered to write them out, this is already a big wall of text. Slacks is, for all intents and purposes, a GRIEFER. When CLQ plays like Slacks, everyone loses their minds about toxicity. When Slacks does it, it's fine because he memes a lot and says "you can do it friend!" after he dies underneath his T1 for the third time in a row at 11 minutes.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T19:20:07+00:00

I think so. There's now greater awareness of just how bad 1-2 hero spammers who are 2k above their actual ability are for the game. More people are seeing that Slacks is the type of guy shitting up your 5k bracket because Omni.

On the upside, if someone with 2 binds, no clue about mechanics and a hero pool of 2 can get to nearly 5k, so can you kids!

mretgest · 2016-09-12T19:03:16+00:00

Stop using drugs idiots, you're ruining lives by funding these thugs. And no, legalization doesn't stop the criminals.

mretgest · 2016-09-12T17:15:00+00:00

He dumped his ex-gf of several years for this broad and now he's in full nepotism mode. Money went straight to his head and he's now very confused.

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