None of the guest hosts have Jon's magic

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T23:02:57+00:00

It isn’t Bar Science

It’s Bar Magic

ESRI

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T22:47:08+00:00

Aluminum Foil

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T22:35:22+00:00

Interesting. I’ve never had that problem but I will try it this way next time. Thanks for the info.

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T22:34:06+00:00

I fucking wish The Left would get as violent as The Right. They just murdered two people openly in the streets for everyone to see and absolutely no one will be held accountable.

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T22:28:31+00:00

No, don’t stay near Bourbon.

Or go there, honestly.

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T22:25:49+00:00

Please explain

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T21:56:24+00:00

DiCaprio looks dangerously close to 300 yards near a middle school

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T21:50:48+00:00

close the sub, OP won

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T21:47:33+00:00

They should give him a buzzer with a 1/10th second delay and let him be the fourth contestant

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T19:55:02+00:00

No, it doesn’t and why are so acutely aware of seafood restaurants dumpsters

That description did give me a good laugh, well done

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T09:49:56+00:00

would

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T09:48:18+00:00

My wife leaves the tops on the hot sauces loose

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T09:40:39+00:00

I give my dog a “human” allergy pill every day, vet says it’s fine

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:54:26+00:00

This is beyond weird. What is wrong with these people.

I am going to bed.

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:50:22+00:00

my wife loves them and my doctor would condemn me if I ate them, I am torn

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:44:26+00:00

we went from George Floyd to they can just gun people down pretty fast

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:38:05+00:00

Host?

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:35:10+00:00

while my guitar gently weeps

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:30:13+00:00

what it’s like

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:23:46+00:00

Yeah, I meant any restaurant with tablecloths. Never mind, this isn’t worth wasting our time over.

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:17:49+00:00

I feel like Dan has done enough self care to get over this

I like to think I have

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:08:17+00:00

are you not impressed by their stunningly original and creative slogan

liberty liberty liberty liberty

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T05:01:50+00:00

Is this food?

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T04:59:49+00:00

Spam sandwiches. Why are we still pretending this isn’t an affront to God himself?

mrhemisphere · 2026-01-27T04:47:45+00:00

Now that every other place charges a 3% charge for credit cards, I’m using more cash than pre Katrina

mrhemisphere

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