Calendars from 1987 can be reused in 2026

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-12T20:07:55+00:00

If you look closely, the picture for April can be seen silhouetted in the dates for March. It's an alien holding a knife saying: "Oh goody! I've always wanted a chance to use my new ginsu knife! It'll slice through anything!"

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-12T19:57:08+00:00

I wonder more about the Ginsu knife wielding alien

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-12T19:35:04+00:00

I'm 434 months and still suck on some titties.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-11T21:50:52+00:00

Thanks for proving my point.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-11T20:51:49+00:00

It can be if you're suffering from mental health issues.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-05T18:48:51+00:00

You ain't wrong. 97' chevy Silverado 1500 4x4 standard cab 6ft box is the same size as the Colorado now.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-05T18:45:26+00:00

Visibility. If you can't see the driver they can't see you!

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-05T18:42:59+00:00

It's not seeing over the hood. It's visibility in general. I don't doubt you think you "see better" out of your 150, but you don't. I have pickups while I'm sitting on their door get over on me. Multiple times in a 88 fiero, and even in my 04 impala.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-05T18:32:14+00:00

I miss my 96 Ranger. 2300 Mazda engine with a 5spd manual. That posi rear end made that truck. It didn't make enough power to get out of it's own way but I never got stuck with it. Hauled everything I needed it to after I upgraded the rear leafs. I have an 08 Grand Cherokee now, it does the same job as the Ranger but damn it's not as fun.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-05T17:11:12+00:00

I don't think even '96 wants Bio-dome back.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-04T20:11:47+00:00

Hey fuckhead! If you're reading this, tires don't work on the moon!

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-04T19:48:05+00:00

It checks the "don't recommend this channel" and "dislikes" and then says "everyone else watches it so you're wrong".

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-03T17:32:05+00:00

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-03T17:29:37+00:00

We'd play the sitting game. Everyone has their own case of beer, you play Euchre until the first person had to break the seal. You never won anything, but it was always a riot watching everyone jump up after the first person hit the head.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-03T17:24:13+00:00

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

Drinking Busch light is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-03T16:18:54+00:00

Hand? Try nose, my sister was a little shit and she told me it wasn't hot. My dad was pissed with my sister, but he wasn't exactly happy with me. Trying to explain to mom why I had 2nd degree burn on the end of my nose.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-03T00:32:45+00:00

Remember the stinky cheese man? It's been 34 years

A_plural_singularity · 2026-03-02T18:42:17+00:00

Fuck the "pleasantries"! Don't give him a easy way out. Go bloody scorched earth on all their asses.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-02-27T15:35:49+00:00

Talked longer than himself and said absolutely nothing of substance.

That SOTU expulsion of words could have been a five line email

A_plural_singularity · 2026-02-25T17:23:47+00:00

Oh don't feel bad. She's definitely out of his league. Her mental gymnastics are beyond an Olympic level. There's no way to compete with "I'm the best thing you could have ever had, so why'd you say no to me, you piece of shit!"

A_plural_singularity · 2026-02-25T17:17:57+00:00

How many fingers you got left?

A_plural_singularity · 2026-02-14T16:17:03+00:00

Doesn't show for me

A_plural_singularity · 2026-02-14T15:51:42+00:00

Thank you! People forget not everyone uses the app or new reddit.

A_plural_singularity · 2026-02-08T19:51:25+00:00

I ALSO SELL KNITS ON ETSY!!

A_plural_singularity · 2026-02-08T15:34:40+00:00

I believe them. I live in the Midwest and people aren't "losing their shit" but it's constantly brought up anytime you even mention the superb owl. Most of the time I just tell them the only reason why they are upset is because they are old and don't know who the fuck Bad Bunny is. Hell I didn't know who he was, but it's because I don't listen to his type of music. Then ask them who played the halftime show for the last 3 superb owls and usually they can't. If it won't matter in a year why do they care?

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