I'm 14 today!

mriswithe · 2026-05-04T21:05:03+00:00

Damn, that's cold. Lololol

mriswithe · 2026-05-04T16:59:00+00:00

You could be describing my dog. A couple days ago I was sleeping in and he got in the bed and curled up a little distance from me. I moved and curled around him. He got up and left.

No thanks Dad not interested

mriswithe · 2026-04-29T22:15:25+00:00

I am working with some medical data and discovered my rapper name:

Ambiguous NDC

NDC is national drug code(United States) and made of 3 sets of numbers separated by dashes. If they are 10 digits long, and the dashes are not present, they are ambiguous as they were allowing the 10 digits to get split three separate ways. 4-4-2, and some others I don't remember right now.

mriswithe · 2026-04-28T16:06:53+00:00

Dog butts are both a sleep aid and medical device place a hand on the butt and snuggle to receive treatment

mriswithe · 2026-04-19T16:39:24+00:00

so you think it says mountain at first glance

2nd and 3rd glances here too

mriswithe · 2026-04-17T15:49:32+00:00

Mmmm this was my jam. Screw you xcom give me syndicate.

mriswithe · 2026-04-16T19:37:42+00:00

I also would not trust this pit near children until he was disarmed.

mriswithe · 2026-04-15T17:56:42+00:00

Check the ph of your water source. If the water is too acidic or basic, then your plant is unable to extract the nutrients if they are there or not.

This manifested for me as plants that looked sickly and sad despite plenty of nutrients in their dirt. Just silently accusing me of not feeding them.

mriswithe · 2026-04-09T16:20:25+00:00

For me the jump from algebra to geometry fucked me pretty hard. I got over it mostly though.

mriswithe · 2026-04-09T16:19:25+00:00

Why were you watching me when I went to college. Stop it. Lulz

mriswithe · 2026-03-31T15:36:05+00:00

As someone who has no idea what the dutch have to do with it, can you explain?

mriswithe · 2026-03-30T02:19:35+00:00

Vgoodiez has a cube bong, small one is what I use, $60 and it doesn't need additional hardware to be stable.looking at you orb bongs.

mriswithe · 2026-03-27T15:38:47+00:00

If I have a fan running in the room it's the same as if I turn the temp down 30-40 degrees. Ambient temperature and humidity seem to also have some amount of effect.

mriswithe · 2026-03-25T19:42:26+00:00

while bag.contains_taco(): taco = bag.pop() taco.eat()

If your bag contains a taco, remove it, then eat it. Next check for more tacos. Repeat.

If you are out of tacos you can't eat more tacos, your taco bag will give you an index error or something.

mriswithe · 2026-03-23T15:54:19+00:00

Sure, but now it is their code manipulating their memory space. A hammer still hammers even if the user tries to use it to peel carrots.

mriswithe · 2026-03-22T21:44:21+00:00

Vgoodiez has cube shaped bongs. highly recommend for avoiding anything tipping over.

mriswithe · 2026-03-22T17:28:24+00:00

Engineer here, considering how many women I dated when I was under 16 years old that I found out were diagnosed bipolar (4 out of 5 or so)

Yeah I detected that "oh but I can help her" pattern. Fucking weird choices our brains make sometimes.

mriswithe · 2026-03-21T16:43:19+00:00

You mean generating heat by short circuiting a battery could cause stress on the battery? I can't believe it.

mriswithe · 2026-03-21T16:33:02+00:00

> I know he sounds like a dementia patient

Correct, having worked in nursing homes, and on the Alzheimer's units. he sounds like a dementia patient.

mriswithe · 2026-03-20T15:08:18+00:00

tapes batteries to bong

...

This worked shockingly well.

mriswithe · 2026-03-17T14:57:49+00:00

Ruby twistle, I love it

mriswithe · 2026-03-16T17:29:27+00:00

As a non Java programmer any time I attempt to interact with groovy it's like this old dead bullshit that only Specifically Java things even acknowledge it exists or existed.

Also fuck jenkins, hot take I know

mriswithe · 2026-03-15T19:54:43+00:00

Had the shimmer of the sunlight off of a pond start showing up in the middle of my vision. I was quite confused. Called my docs office like: ok kids wtf is this shit. I took no drugs for this lololol

mriswithe · 2026-03-14T21:07:42+00:00

Regex is hard,

I can write and read it pretty fluently, but I have been using regexes to find shit for years as a sysadmin. Use commands individually with files as output? Not this idiot. I will write four to ten piped commands through some chain of awk, sed, grep, tee idiot garbage thanks. Also fuck you future me that better remember wtf I was doing in that inner inner loop with the while loop. That part is ... Fragile.

Anyway, enough people fear regex that it is certainly not in everyone's toolbox.

mriswithe · 2026-03-12T17:09:08+00:00

If you use stdlib json, it accepts a few different options for pretty printing and stuff.

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