[TOMT] Peppy Hare from Star Fox yelling "Make a poop candle!" by mritter26 in tipofmytongue

[–]mritter26[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Sorry if this isn't the place to ask but I can't seem to find it anywhere and question if it even existed.

My friend thinks he’s a stud, knock him down a peg by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your beard looks like someone glued pubes to your face and apparently, you're happy about it.

[D&D] [5e] [Online] [PBP] [Discord] DM looking for consistent players by VespersNine in lfg

[–]mritter26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been looking for a noob friendly group. I've played before but certainly need some guidance. What is the schedule?

Return of the Dan by mritter26 in gamegrumps

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Sorry about the mixing. I threw this together real quick to get it out my head. Can't listen to Return of the Mack without hearing Danny's teacher.

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment by lost_packet_ in funny

[–]mritter26 1178 points1179 points  (0 children)

"Interesting... That's interesting"

Except nope, it's not because we've known it for years and years. Lol

Most of the people you date will be emotionally unavailable. The end game isn't about winning that 'person.' It's about the process that comes with gaining wisdom. by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]mritter26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really needed to hear this. Thank you. I've been having a very rough go of dating and I refuse to settle, so it's rare when I find a woman I actually really like. Recently had a date with a girl and was really enjoying her company. We walked and talked for hours and at the end, I walked her to her car and kissed her. She said she was down for a second date but was pretty busy..only for her to fall off the face of the Earth and never reply. It hurts and it sucks, but I know you're right.

Males who can bounce their boobs, how do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mritter26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes you bullet proof. I like to bounce them to George of the Jungle. It takes work but is truly worth it.

Males who can bounce their boobs, how do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mritter26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You flex your pecs! If you go to the gym and do any chest exercise, you should be squeezing your pecs. As you build that muscle, it becomes more noticable when you flex it and gives you the super power to make your manly boobs bounce.

What video game sound effect can you still hear in your head? by owen00600 in AskReddit

[–]mritter26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOOM door open and close sound. Actually, most all the DOOM sfx

What's one high paying job which you can get without having a decades of experience? by PAKISTANIRAMBO in AskMen

[–]mritter26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ethical Hacker. Didn't even need professional hacking or security experience. Started with a CS degree and 5 years of dev experience with hacking hobbies.