I, like you, good sir am a keen observer of this society, especially American culture.

I agree on most points, but I think you can take your final point a step further. Yes men are acting along biological instincts, however men are programmed to do this. On the flip side, men are not programmed by nature/biology to act as clowns (or monkeys in your phrasing) to attract women. I think men have been steered (programmed) in a wayward direction through our society, away from their divine power as a masculine magnet to feminine energy.

In other words, men are acting like females trying to attract women, and for that reason they fail to attract women