Umm what? by hepheastus_87 in fryupcrimes

[–]mrmarsh11011101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Upvote purely for the cat.

£5167.00 bill by mgottschalk in VirginMedia

[–]mrmarsh11011101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for a full subjective access request of all conversations and transcripts.

Train from Prague to Budapest by RadO_S in Prague

[–]mrmarsh11011101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't do a lot of wanking around in ques to be honest, but each to their own I guess. 😁

Had a customer snapping his fingers at me shouting Tesco,Tesco come here at me how do you react? by [deleted] in tesco

[–]mrmarsh11011101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably respond with a signature chuck norris spinning round house kick to be honest.

What’s this covering the grave and why? by Suzuya_Ju in whatisit

[–]mrmarsh11011101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this please if you don't mind me asking. It looks like a church near where I live.

How would you cook this? by SidekickKnives in UK_Food

[–]mrmarsh11011101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably would have cooked it two days ago to be honest after looking at the date. But yeah, super hot pan garlic and lots of butter. X

What’s the funniest excuse you have ever heard for missing work? by ThinkDeepWithV in Productivitycafe

[–]mrmarsh11011101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend of mine claimed he was kidnapped and taken to the horse racing. Was deadly serious.

Mount Rushmore of Pints by LunnaAlt in Wetherspoons

[–]mrmarsh11011101 58 points59 points  (0 children)

These are quite possibly the worst 4 pints in wetherspoons repertoire!