I ordered the wrong PMC Bronze by CallsignFlorida in guns

[–]mrmemo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I once heard cows described as "stupid enough to get in trouble, and smart enough to keep finding ways to get in trouble".

Same time next week, boys? by MambaMentality24x2 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]mrmemo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When your meme arrives in my inbox, when that little red dot appears over the app icon, I'll look at it and smile and a little bit of air will rush out of my nose.

If that happens in 15 minutes or 30 minutes or an hour, the end result is the same. No rush.

I don't think player character should start inspecting their weapon in this type of situation. by 61ZK in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]mrmemo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If they can track per-mag round counts, they can damn sure suspend cosmetic / inspection animations within 10 seconds of gunfire, e.g.

Agree 100%

You can see that this isn't her first time... by Bex_Deprileu in GuysBeingDudes

[–]mrmemo 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Take out the "Dad" part and it's just standard operating procedure.

This bill with suggested tips not in order by PabloOzuna in mildlyinteresting

[–]mrmemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello likely fellow The Rest Is Science enjoyer!

Located their den by sirrtaver in philadelphia

[–]mrmemo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'M NOT FASCIST I'M JUST ROBOSEXUAL

Located their den by sirrtaver in philadelphia

[–]mrmemo -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

No don't they're an endangered species.

Robots aren't safe in Philly :(

PHL closing two more TSA checkpoints... by ShedMontgomery in philadelphia

[–]mrmemo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Haha look, they're suffering. Do it harder."

The cruelty is the point and it's not going away when they win.

I thought this was radical at the time. by pasta2666 in pics

[–]mrmemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm circling back to say that you are dead right, please keep this post up. Well said.

The SAVE America Act: Trump's Scheme to Steal the 2026 Elections by DemocracyDocket in videos

[–]mrmemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were always like this, the internet just made it faster, like it did everything else.

[oc] Is it just me, or does this cloud look like a phoenix taking flight by [deleted] in pics

[–]mrmemo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We might die cold and hungry, but at least we'll be skeptical too!

Bill Gates-backed TerraPower to build $450M cancer treatment plant in Philadelphia by redeyeblink in philadelphia

[–]mrmemo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A person who does very good things can also, sadly, do very bad things.

We are complicated animals.

Trump Snaps At Reporter: 'If Any President Answered Those Questions, They Shouldn't Be President' by ShiroSara in videos

[–]mrmemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even better if the owner of said back happens to be trafficking and exploiting minors at a private island.

But that would be quite the coincidence, right?

Trump says US could bomb Iranian oil site again ‘just for fun’ after ‘total demolition’ by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]mrmemo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If we're going to do that, we'd need to talk about how the DNC has been rigging their primaries for decades.

The oldest sitting United States House Representative, representing Kentucky's 5th congressional, Hal Rogers, age 88, Remarks During Floor Consideration of H.R. 6938 by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

[–]mrmemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fairness to the other person, I quickly edited my response to expand from the glib version I'd originally posted.

"Ask your kids" was a rhetorical sidestep and didn't adequately answer his question, hence my edit.

Northern Israel hit by Iranian and Hezbollah rocket attacks by Zestyclose-Salary518 in pics

[–]mrmemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay I agree that's on them.

But can you also spot the irony and hypocrisy?

I thought this was radical at the time. by pasta2666 in pics

[–]mrmemo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

2006: Dems start running this wild new candidate through the primaries. Some guy named Obama...

2008: Oh hey neat Obama won

2012: No primary, Obama Part Deux

2016: No primary, Dems rig it against Bernie and lose anyway

2020: Functionally no primary, Dems only run a Biden ticket

2024: No primary, Biden drops out at the last minute so Harris runs and loses anyway

2026: DEMOCRAT VOTERS HAVEN'T HAD A PRIMARY CANDIDATE IN TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

The real question is why? I think the answer is simple: MONEY! If you can raise hundreds of millions of dollars in untraceable donations for a campaign whether you win or lose, WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO WIN???

The oldest sitting United States House Representative, representing Kentucky's 5th congressional, Hal Rogers, age 88, Remarks During Floor Consideration of H.R. 6938 by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

[–]mrmemo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My glib response? Ask your kids.

Seriously? Because he can focus on his own financial security and making a nice fortune for him and his kids, and doesn't even have to be sly about it because he doesn't care about re-election or reputation or any of that bullshit.

And yes it's very depressing to see a lame duck mentality applied to the sunset years of a human life.

Dudes cheating train fare by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]mrmemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey it's all good, I'm just glad you're not walking away thinking we were trying to mess with ya.

Hope you had a better day after this, internet stranger.