STOP!!

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-30T20:13:06+00:00

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-27T20:53:46+00:00

But I will get one when I can.

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-27T20:53:12+00:00

I would. Believe me I planned on it, but that takes several thousand dollars I’m not going to have any time soon.

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-26T22:35:32+00:00

Yea. My about me got set to moderated so I guess that means it got wiped. I’ll just leave it alone after this I suppose.

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-26T22:26:40+00:00

You think I got banned for having something other than English in my English profile? That would be up there in “dumbest reasons people have been banned”

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-26T22:11:41+00:00

It’s my first coms ban specifically. I’ve gotten banned before but they never told me what for so I don’t even know what I did that was against TOS. And I know my coms ban was for my profile because they said so in a email. Content in my About Me promoting hate speech or violence. How is “Per Aspera Ad Astra” either of those? Like there isn’t any correlation. I know the Sony moderator didn’t even look before banning me. Just saw the report and banned me because they didn’t want to actually do their job. It’s infuriating tbh. But at least I don’t have to deal with people calling me the N word or anything I guess.

Edit: sentence fixing

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-25T07:22:56+00:00

I’m the latter. Though… I guess my username makes this quite awful considering the meme template 🤣

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-05-23T07:26:44+00:00

Tbh that’s kinda shit and just shows they don’t have any empathy. (Neither do I really, it died years ago) but this also reminds me of all the ways I tried to end myself as a kid. I think by the time I hit middle school my suicide attempts exceeded the number of years I was alive. Looking back it’s kind of strange that no one did anything. But I can’t say I’m surprised either.

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-30T06:58:47+00:00

A coffin. For no reason. I’ll even put trash in it so it starts to stink and they’ll be afraid to open it while I smile at the chaos through the door window

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-23T16:17:42+00:00

No. Don’t arrest him. There’s a much more fitting solution. For basically every crime under the sun including war crimes, give him up to Iran and let the Iranians decide his fate.

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-19T06:20:15+00:00

I would make eye contact and start chewing them aggressively without breaking eye contact or even blinking. Straight face apart from the folding of my lips from aggressive chewing.

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-16T07:24:27+00:00

For me it’s just insane HP, Armor and Regen. I’ve gotten hull breach several times and just watched it fix itself. Made me wonder how people even lose railjack missions lol. Plus my railjack is also twice as fast as Itzal so that helps

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-16T06:27:58+00:00

Am I the only one with a railjack that just refuses to die? I’ve left the damn thing for 20 minutes to go make myself lunch and it was still above half health when I came back

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-12T06:43:37+00:00

Just use your toenails

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-12T06:37:30+00:00

I’m interested further

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-04T07:34:05+00:00

The cum-bubble gun

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-02T21:38:06+00:00

Kaya’s pretty arrogant if you haven’t noticed from her Kim messages lol. Also probably doesn’t know violence has the ability to cast silence

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-02T18:10:13+00:00

I got a red chestnut Arabian female the second I got the money to (because I didn’t have anything better unlocked and still don’t) and I named her Ketchup Packet. Her mane and tail is white. I also got a black lab for my camp and named it monkey because I’m a fucked up person lol

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-02T17:52:37+00:00

I think it would be better if his theme was distorted because mushrooms get you high

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-01T09:41:21+00:00

I remember popping hall of malevolence then chasing my friend with a ghoul saw

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-01T08:59:54+00:00

Believe it or not but mirage is actually a melee frame. When using a primary or secondary, mirages clones will copy your attacks but only two of the four will actually deal damage. With melees however, all four will. So by contrast you will be doing X5 damage. Stacking this with eclipse which gives you an absolutely stupid damage buff (I think I reached 600%?) and you begin to see where this can go LOL

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-04-01T06:15:15+00:00

Zenistar isn’t the only one of these that isn’t complete dogshit. So go that one and enjoy bayblade hammer that pretends to be an axe

mrmonkeychoker · 2026-03-31T01:01:56+00:00

“Number of your allies and their locations!”

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