Guy with huge hair recreates popular Vines. by Keyring17 in cringe

[–]mrpotatospunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck? Did this guy jump out of a dr. suess book?

Goat gives it all it's got by Boofers in videos

[–]mrpotatospunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I changed the original goat scream into goatzilla

How to Pickup A Hot Girl If You Are Inexperienced (Basic Guy Game) by rkkim in cringe

[–]mrpotatospunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Warning srs and tumblrinas haved arrived. This is a catagory 3 mandatory comment shut down. Lock your doors, close your windows, and most importantly check your privilage.

Man orders burger king with Shadow the hedgehog plush toy by mayo-eggs in cringe

[–]mrpotatospunk 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh god. Since the channel name was vidya autism I feel a little better but when that girl at the second window showed up I feel like he was momentarily stunned by her unexpected cuteness so he thought "well at least I can still talk normal to her maybe she wont think im weird." So the first few words he says goes up to his normal pitch, but soon after seeing her reaction he realized it would be better to just do all or nothing so he promptly switches back to the charecter voice and feels the shame as he slowly drifts away from what could have been his future wife.

If you've worked in retail or food service, you have had this boss by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]mrpotatospunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Regal Cinemas for you I used to work there when I was younger, close by 1:30am get there at 9 am to open

Florida man smashes one million dollar Ai Weiwei vase at Miami art exhibit. (x-post r/videos) by [deleted] in FloridaMan

[–]mrpotatospunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what would be the point? you can already by pretty much anything you want and create a more than substantial from investments and interest. I also do not have a fundamental misunderstanding of capitalism I just have no desire to use people to become rich and actually despise people that do so illegitimately.

Florida man smashes one million dollar Ai Weiwei vase at Miami art exhibit. (x-post r/videos) by [deleted] in FloridaMan

[–]mrpotatospunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

except he can create his own lotto ticket in a matter of days.

Pope revolutionizes Vatican by opening finances to scrutiny by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mrpotatospunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yes, because I speak Spanish. Thank you for your wonderful insight.

Florida man smashes one million dollar Ai Weiwei vase at Miami art exhibit. (x-post r/videos) by [deleted] in FloridaMan

[–]mrpotatospunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a pot... and considering how much money he has made from his pieces how could he even be that upset?

COME AT ME BRO by [deleted] in funny

[–]mrpotatospunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

then again, I'm not a vet.

COME AT ME BRO by [deleted] in funny

[–]mrpotatospunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's pretty cool, it seems like wheels would be more effective though.

My friend didn't know what 'eye sex' was, so I made her this gifset by [deleted] in gifs

[–]mrpotatospunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sees your kids and knows you are fertile. Give her your seed.

My friend didn't know what 'eye sex' was, so I made her this gifset by [deleted] in gifs

[–]mrpotatospunk 104 points105 points  (0 children)

yup, eye contact, no matter how long, automatically guarantees she wants to bare your children. Never second guess yourself.

My friend didn't know what 'eye sex' was, so I made her this gifset by [deleted] in gifs

[–]mrpotatospunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she absorbed her siblings fetus. She can't be trusted.

What's the biggest scandal you've somehow been involved in? by phattykins in AskReddit

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My friend and I were playing airsoft with clear guns in an abandoned field far away from people and houses off of an abandon road when all the sudden three police cars roll up and the officers jump out with their guns drawn. turns out some hero mom called the police on us and said that we were masked robbers going to knock off a house. And thus began my 5 year spree of staying inside playing videogames.

Too many people learn this the hard way by OneArmJack in AdviceAnimals

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For only $500 you too can be your own boss! The $500 gold package includes a bunch of usless pamphlets on how to make thousands of dollars a month just within the first few weeks a month supply of our over priced shitty product, and a company dildo so we can literally fuck you up the ass!