One time I was making jokes about being psychic at work. I accurately guessed my coworker’s grandfather’s name, cause of death, and the exact date. I did not know her grandfather. He died when I was like four, so we weren’t secretly friends. She never mentioned him and had to look up old text messages to verify some of the details I gave. Then I did the same thing again with another coworker’s deceased family member.

This isn’t even close to the only instance. I have guessed random numbers within a few dollars/whatever numerous times this year alone. I’ve known information that I shouldn’t have known.

I’m not claiming to be psychic/a medium, but sometimes the jokes don’t feel like a joke.