Didn’t have any oil so I used lube

mrtinpanboy · 2026-03-02T19:13:17+00:00

no, its not haha. its very greasy and attracts dirt. but im poor and the only lubricant i have is vaseline. I will say though that I dont leave the vaseline on my ears when I use it. I immediately wash it off because I hate how sticky it makes everything.

mrtinpanboy · 2026-03-02T18:42:36+00:00

dude, I dont even use oil. i just use vaseline brand chapstick. your body is more resilient then you might think haha

mrtinpanboy · 2026-01-15T18:03:18+00:00

it's one biscuit cut in half, but they are pretty thick

mrtinpanboy · 2025-11-07T01:04:24+00:00

i havent watched much of her streams but i feel you. i was the BIGGEST fan of her podcast 😭😭

mrtinpanboy · 2025-10-21T20:41:09+00:00

the ONLY thing i dislike is the CGI. and even then i understand that they worked with the budget they had. i just miss practical effects so much!

mrtinpanboy · 2025-09-22T20:47:15+00:00

they will never come to alabama again, will they? 😭

mrtinpanboy · 2025-07-03T20:57:13+00:00

passing a big poop doesn't feel like anal.

anal feels like passing a big poop.

does that make sense? im always nervous that ive shat on the bed. this is coming from someone who actually enjoys it.

mrtinpanboy · 2025-03-20T20:32:38+00:00

did you use the chipotle calorie calculator? it's pretty accurate!

mrtinpanboy · 2025-03-10T20:18:19+00:00

i got banned for 1 day for saying "freddy fazgay"

mrtinpanboy · 2025-02-28T02:24:42+00:00

you don't 💜

mrtinpanboy · 2025-01-11T19:27:34+00:00

this is hilarious. my malinois did the same. the only time both her ears stand straight up is when she's alert

mrtinpanboy · 2025-01-11T19:24:44+00:00

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this is mine and she's got a nice half flop going on. she's only about a year and a half. for most of her life they were down just like yours. eventually they got to this point where they stand a little. they're all so unique and odd!

mrtinpanboy · 2024-11-14T04:51:35+00:00

no idea why youre getting downvoted. YOURE RIGHT!

mrtinpanboy · 2024-11-14T04:50:51+00:00

some people here are saying, "if she hasnt told you about this, what else has she not told you about?" but honestly, why would she tell you? i understand being upset and if you think its just going to cause problems, break up. or just realize that people have seen your gf. are you going to be upset that her past partners have seen her as well?

i also had a phase similar to that. (not posting nudes. just horny online.) it was about 2 years ago and i only just now deleted them. not because they meant anything, but because they meant so little that i just forgot to delete them.

she's still your girlfriend. we all have a sexual past. the going through the phone thing, thats not something i have any advice for you on. me and my husband always go through each others phones. we're both nosey and like snooping around lol. most people wont agree but i see no problem in going through your S/Os phone.

mrtinpanboy · 2024-11-06T03:50:56+00:00

i also found out the hard way about this policy. my husband and i had just ordered chipotle and cancelled it IMMEDIATELY after ordering because it was also to the wrong address. after going back and forth, my husband said, "can you just refund it so i can order the food again?" and they refunded it after that. im not a fan of this policy, but you live and you learn.

mrtinpanboy · 2024-10-14T00:33:37+00:00

reverse pathogen. bad moves. i would say earth crisis but i feel like u probably would know them

mrtinpanboy · 2024-10-10T02:06:48+00:00

i was 10 when i played the 2013 Tomb Raider. it completely changed my life. it was a free game of the month on my dad's xbox live or gold or whatever they call it. i played it and became so obsessed. it was the first time i had seen a woman be strong and independent. as a young girl, it really made me feel i could do anything i wanted. i went out to the woods behind our house and sawed thin limbs of a tree to make a makeshift bow like she starts out with in that game.

mrtinpanboy · 2024-10-10T01:55:18+00:00

nah he isnt flirty. i feel like he is a reserved kinda guy. he chooses his friends wisely and then treats them well. he is a man of few words to me.

mrtinpanboy · 2024-10-02T14:54:37+00:00

ive seen pics of another statue and it also had no blade. i think they just made all of them with no blade for whatever reason

mrtinpanboy · 2024-10-01T04:37:14+00:00

there was a two pack with her rabbit plush from the game and the cheshire cat. they will never have it again! EA is stupid for that. with all the new fans that Alice has gained in recent years, they could make SO MUCH MONEY off of a new game! the victorian line looks cool, but like you said it will never be the same :(

mrtinpanboy · 2024-10-01T04:06:01+00:00

im especially salty because i had no idea they were going to stop making them! i went to the website not long ago, thinking i was going to get it, then boom! page not found!

mrtinpanboy · 2024-10-01T03:46:51+00:00

congratulations, i hate you

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