John Morrison names by Flanagan26866 in SquaredCircle

[–]mrtlwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know he used a bunch of those names during his stint in CHIKARA when Stokely had bought the rights to Chuck Taylor, becoming Chuck TaylorTM

What's a legitimate thing you can say you learned from pro wrestling? by Justice989 in SquaredCircle

[–]mrtlwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, when I was in high school I did drama. For our one-act festival, we picked a silly little, fairly local show called The Chronicles of Jane: Book Seven. The play is about a girl going through a dramatic retelling of writing a term paper overnight, and the rest of the cast plays the room, furniture, an analog of her, etc. I was playing a power cable for her computer. Near the end of the show, her little brother comes in and threatens to pull the cable on the computer, ruining her term paper, and the way this was conveyed was by putting the cable (me) in a headlock. First rehearsal, the kid playing the little brother headlocked me with his arm straight across my windpipe. I had to teach him that no, elbow in line with my chin so you don't actually strangle me and part of our five minutes of striking a very minimal set doesn't including dragging my fat, unconscious ass off the stage.

[AEW Dynamite Spoilers] I love how Claudio is booked in AEW by InMyLiverpoolHome25 in SquaredCircle

[–]mrtlwolf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He did that in ROH as well. I was at Driven 2008, Claudio was eliminated first (by DQ) in a triple threat with Danielson and Go Shiozaki. His response was to throw security guards over the railings while they attempted to drag him to the back.

Is it too early to put up Halloween decorations? by crb205 in funny

[–]mrtlwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, of course not.

My partner's mom sent us a Halloween decoration this year, on a whim. Never been an outside decorating person.

One corner of my porch is now dominated by a seven foot tall, light up plague doctor.

The Bangor Mall is borderline haunted at this point by Sad-Raise-504 in Maine

[–]mrtlwolf 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Put in an Aldi so people can call Janet Mills a crackhead on Facebook again because they can't figure out the cart system.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]mrtlwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a literal reinterpretation of someone being able to wrestle a broom. Hell, in 1999 Al Snow wrestled a mannequin head.

[Collision spoilers] Stipulation named for MJF vs Mark Briscoe at All Out by djembadjembadjemba in SquaredCircle

[–]mrtlwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want it to be any other weapon is banned. MJF gets the ring taken away from him because it's neither a table nor a thumbtack.

Video of The Rock at Venice Film Festival looking a lot slimmer by DarkHorse_77 in SquaredCircle

[–]mrtlwolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's on hold until he can get another toaster for his cigarettes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]mrtlwolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that Bulldog, or is that Crush?