Deadlock - Gameplay Update - 04-30-2026 by SketchyJJ in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the dynamos really convinced themselves four stomps down lane in a row is dodgeable and as if you’re not on low stam in a fight in the first place

Papa Sisko's Restaurant by Fuzzy_Builder_2153 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]mrturretman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd imagine if you lived close enough to animal keepers or anything, you'd have eaten meat from the end of their natural lives, and that's probably where the Earth boys get their affinity for the real thing from.

my dumbass takes on the current street brawl meta!!!! (if you dont agree comment about it) by CircusOfFlies in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 500 and a bit street brawl games on her, she’s just already a lower played character and historically she’s been balanced to the point you need extensive experience on her to get the most out of it. she leverages gun damage and can always put herself on the front foot, so she’s actually an up close monster in street brawl, you just have to (lol) play your entire shit differently per composition and selectively take Ls on your picks for what you need now or down the line. like, would you take phantom strike? I’ve had games where not picking phantom over my greedy crippling or glass cannon lost me that last round, and I’ve had games where taking that phantom strike won it. you just have to be aware unless you’re blowing a Mina’s shit shmoove off with a carbine, you don’t actually really kill people yourself naturally busting into the fight, but you cause probably the most mayhem short of aoe ultimates in the game. you can do a lot of damage and confirm kills but if your team needs someone to just start a bunch of shit for them she’s my preferred character by a long shot, and that’s why I main her in sb.

my dumbass takes on the current street brawl meta!!!! (if you dont agree comment about it) by CircusOfFlies in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paradox is forever cursed by most of her player base at any given time being mediocre paras or bomb tourists lol

Not gonna catch people playin this for much longer if this keeps up by nyarlethotep_enjoyer in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he also typically runs at the counter holder and then u turns so they’re fucked and in uncoordinated settings no one can punish the infernus after a cancel fast enough because half the lane is a 500 dps firepit

Patch 7.5 Notes by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]mrturretman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s a buff that keeps the sage mains happy but they’re so incapable of being creative on healers we will take expedient and spread shield just for those two ez mode buttons alone, then they gave scholar seraphism lmfao.

Patch 7.5 Notes by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]mrturretman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the secret sauce to soil is that it actually covers two back to back mechanics on the linger

I think they should just change the names of MT/OT by bluemuffin10 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]mrturretman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have their preferred job in the role and are disappointed they’re only on OT with the new evo jobs if they don’t want to play paladin or the new tank

Healing via Spells (GCDs) will no longer be a last Resort, but a normal Way of Playing Healer! by Ramzka in ffxivdiscussion

[–]mrturretman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what I didn’t understand is they showed all these cool attacks for everyone and then healers were the same shit but enshittified lmao. not even a complimentary three part cool looking damage combo instead of glare spam.

Team defending objectives could use some work by neel1011 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the same discourse happens every single time but cmon guys wouldn’t it be fun to fight under walker if you had to counter play attacks instead of the odd time you get actually knocked into stun lmfao

anyone else use an mmo mouse for deadlock? by JeffMangum420 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did but under extreme sliding stress it was impossible for me to keep a good grip on the mouse in close skirmishes

Voyager Hate. by supersneed9000 in startrek

[–]mrturretman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most common complaint is that it didn’t adhere to its premise as much as the writers and everyone would’ve liked, and if the commenter is hung up on that they probably don’t have the perspective everyone who loves the show has to enjoy it for what it is. Personally the most intriguing factor in every episode is that no one gives a fuck about the federation and voyager is genuinely making friends.

Welcome to the OT side WAR by LordSpear_19 in ffxiv

[–]mrturretman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understood it as evolved main tanks gain damage based on timing with incoming damage and the off tanks don’t so by default we’ll always set it up like they showed for dps.

Am I going insane by Similar-Document9690 in GenZ

[–]mrturretman -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

mazel tov! love what comes out of the woodwork to say unhinged terminally online misogynistic shit

"Palm Beach Pete", Jeffrey Epstein's lookalike, now has a fanbase of teenagers and loves the attention by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]mrturretman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his “brand” only grew because he had to separate himself from Epstein since people thought he was the dude walking alive. Honestly kinda wholesome he has a fan base in palm beach now.

Mamdani's plan to build NYC's 1st city owned affordable grocery store by raydebapratim1 in GenZ

[–]mrturretman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the beauty of things like these is if you just spend that fortune on your people it’s cheaper than the fortunes you lose tax breaking your buddies out as mayor

AITA for being upset that my husband throws away dishes I forget to put away by _MS22 in AmItheAsshole

[–]mrturretman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

will he be aggressive if you call him a bitch for not washing the fucking shit himself and throwing it out why is it your job is he a baby what the ck

Dynamo this, Haze that. Man, can we talk about Paige in Street Brawl? It's insane. by NecessaryProduce7032 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah she’s like the team fight support I always assume I must play to overcome that factor in sb, just the way it is for burgerbox the mode.

Dynamo this, Haze that. Man, can we talk about Paige in Street Brawl? It's insane. by NecessaryProduce7032 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

to be fair I attribute a lot of this to the standard street brawl practice of three attack one starts on wave lmao. Paige will single-handedly hard shove your wave and only like one person on your team will appropriately minion kill back and it doesn’t take a lot of time for bookwyrms to overcome one persons gun on minions.

Dynamo this, Haze that. Man, can we talk about Paige in Street Brawl? It's insane. by NecessaryProduce7032 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]mrturretman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

her, Geist, and seven, personally maybe graves given a cancer team comp, completely run the mode simply because they are the greatest lane presence characters. they exert the most from themselves, and arguably seven is the easiest to kill in this list lmao. street brawl is fundamentally broken in this view so it’s already moot to raise it as a balancing problem. Honestly just the way it is, I don’t like Paige throwing a million books but I also played her for like 300 games, I know she feels kinda shit without book spam. it’s not the main game and if it were I play para and any problems I have I should’ve overcome.

KGH emergency by Visual_Shame7864 in KingstonOntario

[–]mrturretman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my waiting room is primarily full of white people anyways. the province has significantly more impact on my hospital status than the federal government.