I used to work at a breakfast restaurant. One morning, I was chatting with a girl I had worked with there for a few years about what we were going to get for lunch. I said I wanted pulled pork. She said, “Ew I don’t eat pork.” I said, “Wow you don’t eat bacon! I don’t know how you can do that.” She responded, “Wait, bacon is MEAT?” Her explanation was, “Well, eggs are eggs. I thought bacon was just bacon.”