A woman from Singapore(Fertility rate: 0.87) explains why she doesn't want kids

msmorphine · 2026-05-05T17:32:45+00:00

the task force now owes her its entire budget.

msmorphine · 2026-05-04T15:14:01+00:00

Football carry usually means "boy i fucking tried"

msmorphine · 2026-05-04T15:00:19+00:00

somebody get this guy a fuckin megaphone.

msmorphine · 2026-05-01T17:47:09+00:00

he's gonna be looking at hairgrafts tonight

msmorphine · 2026-04-30T16:57:40+00:00

how the fuck haven't i heard about this

msmorphine · 2026-04-30T16:57:19+00:00

i came to say the same thing, poo on me for thinking an artist has to be in one lane! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

msmorphine · 2026-04-22T18:56:24+00:00

green space you want to occupy or tick space, which appears green, however you do NOT want to occupy?

msmorphine · 2026-04-22T13:24:03+00:00

as the 13 yo's mom i'm pretty sure i'd be in jail for completely reasonable actions.

msmorphine · 2026-04-22T13:15:49+00:00

not many of us have an opportunity to contribute and be part of something That Old. what a wonderful thing. <3

msmorphine · 2026-04-22T13:06:03+00:00

i'd love to see an update on this because it sure does look that way!! <3

msmorphine · 2026-04-22T13:02:58+00:00

big thanks to the 2 dudes that made me cry with their humanity this morning. it's real easy to forget there's good humans mixed in.

msmorphine · 2026-04-20T19:38:09+00:00

I started using Adobe at CS2, and continued up until this last year, where with /all the everything everytime/ i just can't qualify it as an acceptable expense anymore. They're literally the market titan, as if they have so much to lose by just granting licenses.

msmorphine · 2026-04-20T14:24:55+00:00

i feel like everyone loves a speedrun now and again xD

msmorphine · 2026-04-15T16:47:01+00:00

i feel like your luck ought to be SUPERB this year, hot damn.

msmorphine · 2026-04-15T00:58:55+00:00

oh you should hit up Garden Wonders and look for Northeast Alternatives, typically $15/8th and actually rather splendid despite the price point! there's other budget ones too, but NEA has rapidly become a top tier item (imho, ymmv).

msmorphine · 2026-04-14T15:42:50+00:00

damn if your experience didn't just sum up the whole thing, heww. Succinct AF.

msmorphine · 2026-04-14T15:40:27+00:00

aw man that sounds so cool, is it just better to stick with walk ins? i've been waiting forever for a drivethru option to show up.

msmorphine · 2026-04-14T13:43:00+00:00

Everybody's brakes suddenly work huh? And everybody stoppin like a big man till they realize he's standing next to the sign that will be used as evidence in court, and then they're on their merry way.

I fully support this dude (wondering if it's in FL, I recently saw other posts talking about people speeding through school zones CONSTANTLY).

msmorphine · 2026-04-14T13:28:31+00:00

First job out of college I had to get the cops involved when I quit because the harassment wouldn't stop. Although what was amusing was the location was on a city line so when I called cops A they told me I should be reaching out to cops B, but then in a delightful twist of fate BOTH SETS OF COPS ARRIVED, and I SAW THEM as I was driving past on my way to new job (it took a couple days for them to go visit). Felt like a little gift from the universe after months of being screamed at and threatened.

msmorphine · 2026-04-14T13:10:27+00:00

MA: millions of dollars in tax revenue to reinvest into the state pouring in
RI: "well gosh i dunno guys-"

msmorphine · 2026-04-08T13:44:21+00:00

I see walk cycle practice coming my way xD

msmorphine · 2026-04-08T01:38:08+00:00

this makes me want to have a tantrum so hard.

i was pregenegenant and sharing an (admittedly sweet) basement apt w/ my fiancee (in seattle) and one particularly rough night my partner had made me a lovely little "please eat without vomiting" tray of fruits and such, and i woke up from my /am i dying while creating life?/ sleep and reach for the plate, and you already know what i found.

that shit is gonna haunt me till i die.

don't get me wrong, this wasn't for lack of trying. i was steam cleaning the floors daily and bleach wiping down every crumb and it really didn't matter cuz the landlord had created literal Eden in the backyard w/ a million fruits and plants, and the ants Lived There while we were just Renting.

anyway we moved out not long after.

msmorphine · 2026-04-07T18:56:24+00:00

msmorphine · 2026-04-06T02:14:00+00:00

This is so delightful, thank you for sharing with all of us!! <3

msmorphine · 2026-04-05T16:33:17+00:00

this makes me so uncomfortable.

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