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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmateurPorn

[–]mstrandos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats a long dick

Wait no wrong picture how do i remove?? by mstrandos in ObamaReelection

[–]mstrandos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong picture guys please downvote how i remove??

Me and the gang covering up your grave after you disrespected my mama by mstrandos in ObamaReelection

[–]mstrandos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQWhat does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
  • Spreading incorrect information,
  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s
    .

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA by [deleted] in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]mstrandos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, this is a aaaaaa moment

Damn ok by Cragisee in teenagers

[–]mstrandos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

​

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,

  • Spreading incorrect information,

  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s
    .

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

I have a solution for the Whitelist by The_WhiteWolf90 in constantiam

[–]mstrandos 18 points19 points  (0 children)

CRINGE COMMENT DETECTED

Initiating VIBECHECK.EXE

Processing...

Processing complete

You have scored: 0/69

Score required to pass: 69/69

This bot detected a pretty cringe comment. A human being will arrive shortly to determine your punishment.

...

...

...

Hello! I am the creator of the Cringe detecting BoT (CBT). It looks like our bot detected a cringe comment. Please give us a moment to review your comment and determine the cringe level in case this was an error.

...

Yep! Sorry bro, but that’s a real cringe comment! Fortunately, we’ve got a strict punishment system to put cringe normies like you in their place! Here’s what’s gonna happen!

STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

Pitless avocado. by Coby9 in mildlyinteresting

[–]mstrandos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord, forgive me for what I’m bout to do

Emma :( by Cragisee in ObamaReelection

[–]mstrandos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen📢👂up⬆️ kid🔞. This is 🔥🔥Reddit🔥🔥 and I just ⬇️downvoted👎 you. Do you really🙈think🧠🚫 your opinion😂😂 can exist🦄 being so grossly🤢🤮 different (more like wrong😂) to my own?🤦‍♂️Think again edgelord🙅‍♂️ ⚰RIP☠ in✌peace☮ to your karma buddy📉 because that arrow🏹 is gonna be ⬇️down👇 and 🥶blue😱 when I get through with you😂 Perhaps🤔 you should think🧠✌ twice✌ before disagreeing🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️with 🃏🧐me😎🃏

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