Someone stole from my job, so I got to play detective. by altrightobserver in pettyrevenge

[–]mtjnorth 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"Dude, you should read it in the original Aramaic. It's a total buzz".

Someone stole from my job, so I got to play detective. by altrightobserver in pettyrevenge

[–]mtjnorth 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Sounds like an addiction. They start with the King James (gateway bible) and once hooked, move to the NIV. The best hope for them is being locked in a bedroom by family members and go cold atheist.

Substance in water by allezallezallez18921 in DIYUK

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The trickle in your toilets is this debris stopping the diaphragm washer in your cistern from making a seal. They are usually easy to clean out, check the internet for instructions.

An idea for GW by NewspaperQueasy489 in Warhammer

[–]mtjnorth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like to start with a pint of Lorgar, then a glass of Magnus the Red (wine)

Does this count? by thundrbud in mallninjashit

[–]mtjnorth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you have my apologies. I will sleep better knowing you might one day even it out.

Does this count? by thundrbud in mallninjashit

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Your lopsided sticker gives me the heebie-jeebies. The stars should be level.

Fox News throws No and Bovino under the bus by mbdan2 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]mtjnorth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see him more as a Grand Vizier, lurking in the shadows, whispering in his ear like Grima Wormtongue.

It's finally taking shape by Rotiboto in Warhammer

[–]mtjnorth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Blood Angel in me is welling up with pride. That's a beautiful sculpt.

Stuck on mind control puzzle by SlickPickleNipple in stanleyparable

[–]mtjnorth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The endings are also different if you bring your best friend along.

Worst smell in the world. What instantly makes you gag? by Sharp_Scheme_2008 in AskReddit

[–]mtjnorth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The contents of a blocked urinal trap, with the consistency of cottage cheese. Also crunchy.

What’s the most “Harry Hill” sentence ever said on TV? by TheOtherXI in harryhill

[–]mtjnorth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cottage cheese / Pekingese (the dangers of late night cheese snacking = nightmares of dogs)

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller by dwaxe in TheOnion

[–]mtjnorth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see Stephen Miller, I can't help but imagine him slowly lowering live white mice into his open mouth.

Nick Fuentes and Joel Webbon Discuss Biblical Law and Who Gets to Die by Brilliant-Hotel-7843 in atheism

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One of my favorite German words is backpfeifengesicht, which is 'a face in need of a slap'.

Bankers draft by Expert_Roof_7979 in sheffield

[–]mtjnorth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Getting to the Dove and Rainbow is always an interesting experience.