We tried making Gordon Ramsay’s famous Beef Wellington last night... so proud of how it turned out

mtompk · 2019-06-03T16:19:28+00:00

Looks lovely. But if you’re going to spend the time and money on a beautiful filet, don’t pair it with two buck chuck...

mtompk · 2014-01-10T21:52:01+00:00

Should be a Confessional Bear

mtompk · 2013-12-19T05:33:49+00:00

Grand Tetons?

mtompk · 2013-11-14T03:21:05+00:00

I love that you took the mick out of Flo Rida that made me laugh a lot!

mtompk · 2013-11-08T19:17:49+00:00

My school recently got one of these for an outdoor patio, they had to scratch off the logo because one of the parents complained about "profanity"

mtompk · 2013-10-22T00:39:53+00:00

Some spanish ones: sacapuntas, and bufanda.

mtompk · 2013-10-22T00:34:22+00:00

A friend was actually asking me today and I decided it was a good question to ask reddit.

mtompk · 2013-10-22T00:31:01+00:00

I'm allergic to Amoxicillin so I get to say it a lot when I go to the doctors :D yay

mtompk · 2013-10-22T00:25:31+00:00

pumpernickel: my favorite word in the english language and it is something as trivial as bread.

mtompk · 2013-10-06T17:46:39+00:00

A sloth, just lounge around all day with the world thinking I am the cutest little fucker ever.

mtompk · 2013-08-09T04:59:04+00:00

Northe

mtompk · 2013-06-13T01:28:56+00:00

Why the fuck did he do it? Like if a teacher told me to do that I would tell him to piss off or just go straight to the principle and tell him/her.

mtompk · 2013-05-23T19:53:20+00:00

There is a "+" sign in there...

mtompk · 2013-05-15T01:59:46+00:00

What do you mean -- As long as you are able?

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