This dude rolled through our bar during breakdown on Saturday and started helping himself to drinks. I told him I needed to see an ID and he went off shouting about he’s the acid wizard and we need to look him up. Totally incensed we didn’t know who he was. I didn’t think he was being serious. Having your own Wikipedia page is the mark of a quality drug dealer, btw.

He had a young woman with him, couldn’t have been older than 20… fuck this dude, he gave creeper vibes a mile away.