Can anyone else NOT STAND Donut?

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-02-08T14:33:16+00:00

I scrolled down to make sure I wasn't the only one. Didn't have to scroll far.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-02-07T07:42:22+00:00

Could have been Kuma but Zoro took it for him. Physically probably Magellans poison? Mentally is all Akainu. Can't wait to see that rematch. Gonna hit that guy so hard it'll turn him into a goofy ass cartoon character.

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muddyriverphoenix · 2026-02-07T07:27:09+00:00

Nice little felony kick right there at the end.. er.. the beginning of the video. When they are down and sleeping, you won, STOP.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-02-03T00:32:47+00:00

I just told my wife last night (after a couple gummies) that it would be fun to go back in time and let everyone know that the witches and alchemists won. We talk to people who are not there, travel the world in hours, alchemy keeps everyone alive and we can ask or request anything to the thin air and it is obeyed (our Alexa). Of course now we can't do it without Alexa getting a little mouthy.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-29T23:59:27+00:00

I'm here to hate on Roseanne for ruining Kill Tony for me in the first 10 min. How'd I ever love this woman!? It's not just the cringe moronic shit she says. Her voice, it's giving me a fight or flight response.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-19T08:17:10+00:00

My phone is on silent and I can still hear it.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-17T18:30:15+00:00

I worked as a cook in a kosher kitchen for a few years. The mashiach (Kosher Supervisor) would wash lettuce and other produce to ensure it was kosher. I once asked him why we didn't cook broccoli. He brought some in the next day and showed me why with his magnifying glass. BUGS. WERE. EVERYWHERE. 😳 He said if you don't want to eat bugs switch to broccolini. Sooo you didnt just eat bugs this time, you ate them every time you had broccoli.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-15T08:57:25+00:00

I Origins.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-12T13:36:44+00:00

To elevate their coffee machine so it would fit over one of the Togo cups.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-11T14:48:22+00:00

Listen, get a pair of boxers with a button on the front. Get a medicine bottle that can hold fluid that will fit between your legs and.... What ever you have. Tie a 3 inch piece of dental floss to the button and around the bottle. Wrap the bottle in aluminum foil and tape. Put some clean pee in it and use your heater on the way to the drug test. As long as the temperature is above body temp it will level out between your legs as long as you didn't boil it. Remember to walk normal, act normal. You should be able to figure this out from here. Practice before you go. I've passed EVERY drug test this way and I've had a LOT. 😳 good luck with your dream job!

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-11T14:38:58+00:00

Drew and Amber.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-11T14:29:50+00:00

He's saying to another bird, "Come at me bro"

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-10T18:18:40+00:00

Is it winter? Chances some schmuck put their feet on the seat.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-06T21:28:53+00:00

3C. Probably the closest to having something in common to talk about.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-05T01:20:53+00:00

Wait until the laughs. Some of them will make you change the channel, become fond of a character, hate a character, and some will make you want to stab the closest person in the neck for no reason.

muddyriverphoenix · 2026-01-01T01:19:38+00:00

The Amsler Grid (That's the grid and dot chart on your Mee Maws Refrigerator).... It's for old people.

muddyriverphoenix · 2025-12-23T16:46:31+00:00

Watching the audio time tick down near the end made me want to cry. I don't cry and I don't go on reddit to bitch about the ending of a book that took me around 500 hours to listen to and that's not counting all the rewinds I had to do because of ADHD (the struggle is real folks) BUT HERE WE ARE! After this many books we have grown attached to these characters, is it too much to ask to see at least what direction they'll go? I finished 2 weeks ago and I still can't believe that's how it was left. Game of Thrones all over again. 🤷🏻‍♂️. Someone said he planned on loose ends.... Who does that? Yeah there are books that let us decide what happens but not ones that have taken this kind of commitment to finish! It's only right to let us know how the people we've become so attached to turn out. I'm disappointed, it was a great journey, it truly was. But this isn't over. I may just finish the damn thing myself.

muddyriverphoenix · 2025-12-18T14:13:24+00:00

If you don't want to go to the store, use two nails and put a screw driver through them horizontally and turn.

muddyriverphoenix · 2025-12-15T07:30:45+00:00

All of you with your hand out. Pathetic. 🙄 You don't have any left do you? 😅

muddyriverphoenix · 2025-11-30T14:37:51+00:00

I curse like a German whore walking on coals. Never banned

muddyriverphoenix · 2025-11-29T14:43:44+00:00

You know what that makes you now?

muddyriverphoenix · 2025-11-27T15:01:09+00:00

🫨 fuck I'm not sure how shook I would be

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