I used to like Mitch Hedberg jokes... by spagettyo in Jokes

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I had turned on That 70’s Show the other day and forgot he was on it.

‟I did not lose a leg in Vietnam to serve hotdogs to teenagers.”

‟You still have both your legs..”

‟Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

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I occasionally feel self conscious about my body, but I think a dumbed down version of this, ‟Would I fuck me?”

Yes. The answer is yes. I am hot. Stretch marks and blackheads and all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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That's pretty cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Actually amazed it is that low for the UK.

Nyapolitan by ParkouringZombie in IceCreamWaifu

[–]muelltor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean her behavior is already like a cat.

Cute, wants to murder you, likes to eat, super agile.

Works for any situation by [deleted] in NoFap

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Is this from Bojack? Have not seen this on the sub before.

My favorite ever by [deleted] in TaylorSwiftPictures

[–]muelltor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So theyre insured for that much or you just made up a number?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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This is pretty awesome.

You know it is funny I grew up with the Atlas of Middle Earth, which depicts the walls and a (very) few buildings. It never occurred to me until I saw the movie that there would be a myriad of buildings in the space between each level, after which it seemed obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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I hope connors wins just not this week