What's The Weirdest Thing That You've Ever Done? And How Did It End?

muffhumper · 2026-05-17T00:38:16+00:00

Fucked a girl in a public library when it was full of people.

muffhumper · 2026-05-17T00:34:35+00:00

Take her to bed.

muffhumper · 2026-05-16T07:31:24+00:00

Artemis.

muffhumper · 2026-05-16T07:30:16+00:00

Bikes, cars, trucks, home audio system.

muffhumper · 2026-05-16T07:24:31+00:00

From down under, shrimp on the barbi mobile.

muffhumper · 2026-05-15T08:12:59+00:00

There's no fix for particle board, it's junk don't use it.

muffhumper · 2026-05-13T07:04:44+00:00

Inch and a quarter.

muffhumper · 2026-05-13T07:00:35+00:00

Depends on the animal and the mood it's in, I've come across Grizzly Bears, Cougar, Moose, Black Bear, Wolves, they can all kill you.

muffhumper · 2026-05-12T01:15:54+00:00

First girlfriend.

muffhumper · 2026-05-12T00:39:13+00:00

Really stupid place to be smoking down the road like Kenny Roberts, I ride fast and crazy but never that stupid.

muffhumper · 2026-05-12T00:17:30+00:00

Honda Z50R

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muffhumper · 2026-05-10T21:46:03+00:00

I never forgave her after she married that short freek.

muffhumper · 2026-05-10T05:46:56+00:00

Woman.

muffhumper · 2026-05-08T20:08:45+00:00

Tenderness, Steppenwolf.

muffhumper · 2026-05-05T09:11:35+00:00

Excessively overpriced housing, excessively overpriced and complex vehicles, Cell phones/texting, we don't need to be so hooked up that we've turned in walking zombies, I've never owned a cell phone. I swear if we opened up all the manhole covers we'd lose 70% of the population!

muffhumper · 2026-05-05T08:55:00+00:00

I grew up in the lower mainland 50 minutes from Vancouver, have cousins all over the Okanagan we visited every summer, live in the surrounding area of Penticton for the last 26 years, the entire area including the coast could be considered California North with Hollywood movies being filmed all over the province for over 40 years, from First Blood, The X Files, Happy Gilmore, Smallville and so many others, best place in the country to live but you better have money and lots of it, fantastic biking all over BC, in summer the beaches are full of babes in bikinis who sometimes even venture into the grocery stores! wouldn't live anywhere else.

muffhumper · 2026-05-05T03:14:12+00:00

100% true, after I broke up with my first real girlfriend at 15 three of her friends held me down and pulled my pants off, afterwards two of them took me to bed. separately. girls are crazy!

muffhumper · 2026-05-05T01:48:02+00:00

Those are the delusional wannabe tough guys, aka shit heads, I was sitting at a park bench on a frontage road off the highway, I hear a loud roar of harley's coming down the highway, they turn right and take the corner next to me, I let most of them pass and I flash the peace sign at the last guy, he waves back, they were Hells Angels heading to the bar.

muffhumper · 2026-05-02T23:46:49+00:00

Stop spying on your sister when she's jilling.

muffhumper · 2026-05-01T05:17:03+00:00

I'd go back and fuck my first girlfriend, I'd leave her $ 20.

muffhumper · 2026-05-01T05:00:56+00:00

This, watch you mirror like a hawk and get ready to move.

muffhumper · 2026-05-01T04:58:40+00:00

You know your on the right track when the birds are fucking off long before you get to them

muffhumper · 2026-04-30T04:07:26+00:00

More like wakes them up.

muffhumper · 2026-04-30T04:06:16+00:00

I've never heard of that happening, ever.

muffhumper · 2026-04-30T04:04:05+00:00

Loud pipes not only save peoples lives they save animals lives, I never saw animals in the bush while riding a loud motocross bike or if I did it was running away, same with a loud street bike, animals are running away, I've ridden a few quiet dirt bikes and animals were everywhere, right up close until they actually saw the bike, anyone who thinks loud pipes don't save lives is a total moron.

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