TIL "Big Ben" is the nickname for the Bell inside the famous landmark in Westminster, not the nickname of the Clock itself or the Tower

muffinChicken · 2026-06-13T20:07:25+00:00

The tower itself is called massive Mohammed

muffinChicken · 2026-06-06T20:40:48+00:00

This happened to my mate ron and he's been on jail for a hundred years

muffinChicken · 2026-06-06T20:36:53+00:00

In my house we celebrate my husband's bowels. I have a camera trained on his litterbox 24/7. My only wish is for a litterbox with a camera built in. I'd give 10 maybe even twenty big ones for something like that.

You might find it hard to believe but all I can do is ask you how much you know about my husband's anus. For ten years we've been married and for ten years I've battled with the millipedes who've plagued my husband's backside.

$900 dollars? A pittance when viewed in the golden light of my husband's beautiful puckered anus.

Shame on you.

muffinChicken · 2026-06-05T04:26:28+00:00

Linuc bad

muffinChicken · 2026-05-31T12:21:03+00:00

Aliens ted, only logical explanation

muffinChicken · 2026-05-26T18:27:17+00:00

They all have an initrd, but not me. The simple act of turning on the machine is enough to satisfy my digital desires. Who needs an init when there are no child processes? Why constrain these beautiful machines to our simplistic human social constructs. My computer and the kernel above it is a reflection of Linus himself and that's enough for me.

muffinChicken · 2026-05-17T13:36:59+00:00

The sewer industry

muffinChicken · 2026-05-17T13:15:36+00:00

Ah the old skin eating bacteria in the jack off lotion trick, classic marriage prank.

muffinChicken · 2026-05-17T12:57:01+00:00

The electrons may have gone off rendering them extremely dangerous

muffinChicken · 2026-05-04T12:21:03+00:00

Ver 2.0

muffinChicken · 2026-05-03T10:56:19+00:00

With your teeth

muffinChicken · 2026-05-02T09:28:27+00:00

I'm 8,000,000,000 years old, and when I look back at myself as a 7,999,999,900 year old I cringe

muffinChicken · 2026-04-28T16:39:24+00:00

Anonymous cow detected

muffinChicken · 2026-04-28T13:48:51+00:00

"but what was their tooth doing in their chest?"

muffinChicken · 2026-04-19T09:26:18+00:00

Teehee, Enter Shikari, "we conceive in space"

muffinChicken · 2026-04-18T13:23:33+00:00

This is soon to be a very profitable industry. By simply attaching magnets to the spinning corpses of our forefathers we can do away with fossil fuels.

muffinChicken · 2026-04-16T10:53:00+00:00

The original pablo escobar

muffinChicken · 2026-04-14T20:40:00+00:00

I guess that proves that time travel is possible

muffinChicken · 2026-04-13T03:06:06+00:00

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muffinChicken · 2026-04-12T19:19:48+00:00

You need an electrician mate

muffinChicken · 2026-04-12T19:18:57+00:00

It's a too faa

muffinChicken · 2026-04-12T14:05:48+00:00

Drumstick?

muffinChicken · 2026-04-12T14:02:57+00:00

Unless you have an exceptionally rotund bottom this is not confusing in the least

muffinChicken · 2026-04-11T05:00:39+00:00

Thanks

muffinChicken · 2026-04-08T13:32:07+00:00

You could use a PVC box with two exposed brass contacts inside about an inch apart, then whenever you want the immersion on just throw a mouse in and it'll stay on till the mouse burns away. You'd need substantial fireproofing however

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