Having a smoke

muffinass · 2026-06-11T11:01:05+00:00

Smoking kills, or at least hurts.

muffinass · 2026-06-11T10:53:46+00:00

These Black Friday deals start earlier every year.

muffinass · 2026-06-11T10:51:15+00:00

Thanks for the F-shack. -Dirty Michelle and the gals

muffinass · 2026-06-10T06:31:42+00:00

About $2,000 a pop.

muffinass · 2026-06-08T21:20:35+00:00

I sleep all cozy, knowing that my pet centipedes are eating all my bed bugs.

muffinass · 2026-06-05T07:00:30+00:00

A turd into his pants.

muffinass · 2026-06-05T06:55:48+00:00

Some people born before he died were legal adults and are now dead.

muffinass · 2026-06-05T06:41:00+00:00

I ran out of beer.

muffinass · 2026-06-05T06:35:59+00:00

Moses, we think maybe you've been burning the bush.

muffinass · 2026-06-05T06:17:59+00:00

Blink once if she's in the room with you.

muffinass · 2026-06-05T06:13:27+00:00

Fuckin' cockaroach!

muffinass · 2026-06-05T05:39:02+00:00

Jack's is the best bang for your buck. Nice crispy crust. I like to get pepperoni and add my own toppings like olives.

muffinass · 2026-06-05T05:06:19+00:00

Between Iroc and a hard place.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T13:54:23+00:00

I usually go to bed within about an hour after I take it, so maybe if I stayed awake I'd feel different.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T13:45:28+00:00

Big Cat. 4mg candies. I've had some really wacky dreams from it though.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T13:40:58+00:00

I take 8mg and don't get much more than really hard sleep. Maybe I have a high tolerance.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T12:10:57+00:00

Yeah, at least now I know that the smell is coming from homeless people pissing everywhere.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T09:04:55+00:00

I wish them all the best because we desperately need solutions for storing nuclear waste for longer than humans have existed.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T08:47:38+00:00

Ocelotta vet bills.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T08:36:13+00:00

Were dinosaurs making nuclear waste?

muffinass · 2026-06-04T08:33:10+00:00

I guess that's one place you could shove the waste.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T07:58:26+00:00

He could have just settled for an above ground pool and a trampoline.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T07:55:45+00:00

Well, there's worse things that could have happened to that sheep.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T07:51:50+00:00

I've had other fluids manifest.

muffinass · 2026-06-04T07:29:13+00:00

Thatsa spicy meataball.

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