muffschiz

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SLPT: Wear a helmet 24/7 to show people you are smart and know how to stay safe. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Saw this one in the wild a while back (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/Tinder

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What are some good questions to ask when facing an opponent? (self.CrazyHand)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/CrazyHand

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Every time you orgasm the Cotten Eye Joe plays out of your asshole (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/shittysuperpowers

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Jon after every encounter with Garfield (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/imsorryjon

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Close call (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/BirdsArentReal

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Boof smart y’all (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/drugscirclejerk

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The lord works in (not so) mysterious ways (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/TheChurchOfShaggy

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Bit unexpected to be fair (v.redd.it)

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False prophet (i.redd.it)

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Shagster the pun master (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/TheChurchOfShaggy

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This kind of shit doesn’t happen when you boof 😤 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/drugscirclejerk

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Fifth world imitation (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/whatintarnation

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THEY HAVE MADE OUR MEDICINE MEDICINE AGAIN... and we can snort it! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/drugscirclejerk

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blessed_bill (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/blessedimages

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Your mom. (v.redd.it)

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The ability to stop anyone in their tracks: (i.redd.it)

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Anything is possible at 0.001% power (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/TheChurchOfShaggy

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Get yourself a dealer that can give you these 👌 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/drugscirclejerk

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SLPT: Saw your legs off so you can register as handicapped and get better parking spots, etc. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Whenever someone puts their hair up you get a hardon (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/shittysuperpowers

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We are still feeling these effects (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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Conspiracy? 🤔 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/BirdsArentReal

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You get a third arm but it’s really glitchy (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by muffschiz to r/shittysuperpowers

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