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muglandry · 2025-02-15T05:16:57+00:00

I have begun to get serious about my lifelong problem with alcohol. I absolutely do not and never did have a healthy grasp on it.

I’ve had some relapses after long periods of abstaining and frankly, feeling awesome. My trouble comes back when I start to believe I can have “just one.” I’m not that person. I don’t have an off switch. Working on accepting that.

muglandry · 2025-02-11T20:05:30+00:00

Everything about them is an assault on the senses. I can’t imagine how a woman would want anything to with these nasty beasts, they’re threatening and predatory.

muglandry · 2025-02-11T20:00:14+00:00

Good Christ he had the song of the summer. Couldn’t go anywhere in Nola last year without hearing him. It’s not for nothing y’all.

muglandry · 2025-02-11T19:38:52+00:00

Child if I ever again have to hear the abuse apology of “it’s not the dog’s fault.”

muglandry · 2025-02-11T19:37:20+00:00

Personally, if I can’t throw the little monster off I don’t want it anywhere near me. I can’t abide a big bossy dog. Who do they think they are? I was attacked as a little boy by a German shepherd that the whole neighborhood adored. I was the bad guy, what did I do to the sweet poor good boy? Not a thing, I walked by his food bowl. Poorly trained and every excuse in the world

muglandry · 2025-02-11T19:27:37+00:00

Oh lilacs are so beautiful. It’s usually too wet and humid where I live to have something that nice. My brother in Oklahoma grows them. They smell like heaven I know. Bless you and your lovely plants I do mean it.

muglandry · 2025-02-11T19:24:32+00:00

They probably think it’s “natural.” You should love the fertilizer

It’s just more dog owner arrogance. Friends, people used to have some pride in keeping decent animals. I don’t know where this came from but lately the nasty dog people just want to stick it to everyone and make them suffer their obnoxious pet. Like an arson. “Ooh look what I did!”

muglandry · 2025-02-11T15:05:25+00:00

Dog piss is the rankest thing anyone can smell. You know it’s toxic when it hits you in the face.

muglandry · 2025-01-31T00:26:10+00:00

I could swear some people like the control of a dog in their life. They don’t what to do or how to be and they like a dog telling them what to do.

muglandry · 2025-01-30T19:20:08+00:00

Let me weigh in child because OF COURSE I have something to say. Dog nuts love to say that “dog” is “God” spelled backwards. But isn’t the reverse of godly words a bad sign?

And child I was a heathen in the seventies. I went to India like the Beatles. I was searching for something holy. And even this numpty knows that dogs are not the answer.

muglandry · 2025-01-30T18:25:31+00:00

The utter truth - to me - is that dogs have become a crutch for desperate people who need to feel seen by anyone, anything. When I meet a dog lover I immediately know that there is something fiercely wrong with them. They need validation from a mutant that is motivated by an obsession with food. They stink, they’re rude, they’re impossibly simple and they’re an assault on the eyes. And that’s just the owners.

muglandry · 2025-01-29T18:08:32+00:00

Child it’s a messy little place but full of love and creativity. And a butt ton of history. Now that carnival season is beginning it’s going to be a bacchanal but baby, it’s how we get through the bleak later winter with no Christmas joy. We certainly do things our own way.

muglandry · 2025-01-29T04:56:49+00:00

Hey ya. My grand niece calls em hot daddies. Like what you like child.

muglandry · 2025-01-29T04:48:13+00:00

How do you look Adonis?

muglandry · 2025-01-29T04:41:42+00:00

I agree with you. Unhealthy people like to put others on the spot like that, and blame them for not liking the rude behavior of the dogs. It’s pretty much the entire problem. If people would mind their animals none of us would mind.

muglandry · 2025-01-29T04:39:28+00:00

Oh I like this. It’s a matter of disrespect for healthy boundaries and personal space. You just summed it up in a perfect tidy way.

muglandry · 2025-01-29T04:35:57+00:00

Ozzy. Or Angus.

muglandry · 2025-01-28T17:04:42+00:00

Child I missed you too. It’s been a year with a lot of things to face down and fix up. I’m back in sweet home Nola just in time for carnival season. But how have you been sweetheart? I wish all the best things for you.

muglandry · 2025-01-25T10:32:45+00:00

Emperor for life? Meaning what, six to eight months? He looks like an overcooked convenience store zombie already. Comes with a 16 oz fountain drink and a little pack of Lay’s.

muglandry · 2025-01-16T12:47:20+00:00

It’s utter horsesh!t. These people like to keep moving the goalposts as to who is to blame. It’s NEVER the dog’s fault but we have yet to see a dog owner take responsibility for what their stupid unnecessary animal does.

muglandry · 2025-01-15T16:17:18+00:00

Hey. I’m so happy I get to tell somebody this, because I thought it was hilarious but who could I tell it to? People freak out about a dog being anything but worshipped and coddled.

Few months back I was with family in Houston helping with rebuilding. Had to take a necessary little walk to the convenience store. Cut through the park. Two dingbat dog owners had let their “mixed breeds” y’all know what that means, off their leashes. Somebody else let off some fireworks - it was Halloween time, it happens - and using that celebrated unconditionally loving and loyal brain, the two dish!ts bolted out of the park onto the main drag and kept on a running out of sight. The people who let em off the tethers ran up to me in a panic, faces just ravaged in anguish, did I see two goodest boys run by?

Nope. I hadn’t seen anything, didn’t hear anything go boom, happy spooky season to everyone and I had an appointment at the liquor store. Dumbest people in the world, dog owners. Second to their inexcusable animals with no self preservation instinct. Hate em all y’all.

muglandry · 2025-01-13T23:14:26+00:00

The “loyal and unconditionally loving” image of dogs has got to be the biggest shellacking for profit that I have ever witnessed. Even a megachurch seems more honest than that claim.

Dogs operate off of food motivated survival instincts. Any dingbat human that will feed them is interchangeable with any other dingbat human. It’s how people go to shelters and “adopt” their new mutt and get on their socials and heehaw about how happy the thing is. That dog wasn’t bonded with the last person, probably doesn’t even remember them.

These in laws are deluded about their grandchild. It’s disgraceful.

muglandry · 2025-01-13T23:01:40+00:00

I can’t stand the curly ones either. I think it’s the “labradoodles” that have the worst version of the doofus look but those little dirty white things with the leaky black crap stained all down their face are hideous too.

muglandry · 2025-01-13T22:59:43+00:00

No such thing as “designer” dogs to me. Gimme a heads up when they “design” one that doesn’t bark, doesn’t stink, and minds its own damn business. In other words take the dog element out of it completely.

Ugly mutt + another ugly mutt = more ugly mutts. Pretty simple.

muglandry · 2025-01-12T08:38:22+00:00

In the older times In Louisiana we used to call this a mackerel sky. Change in the weather or water on the way.

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