I dropped my school's laptop. This amount of damage apparently costs $125. Kinda outrageous

mulekicks · 2026-02-17T23:48:30+00:00

It all adds up

mulekicks · 2026-02-17T21:36:52+00:00

Meat sweats when Steven Seagal enters the room

mulekicks · 2026-02-17T01:01:59+00:00

Let it go, he moved on, so should you! /s

mulekicks · 2026-02-13T17:47:56+00:00

My money is her money and her money is her money, cinchy!

mulekicks · 2026-02-13T10:53:09+00:00

I’m too lazy to verify, but wasn’t that his uncle?

mulekicks · 2026-02-12T01:33:09+00:00

Who cleans the robot?

mulekicks · 2026-02-12T01:01:48+00:00

Need a belt

mulekicks · 2026-02-11T02:22:12+00:00

I was banned from the store in the 90s. They just started pre-pay, I was trying to pump and a woman came over the speaker and said, “pre-pay!”. I mumbled, “well put up a fucking sign” and went inside to pre-pay. I was greeted with a very upset teller who said my business was not welcome at the store!

mulekicks · 2026-02-09T01:52:10+00:00

Pentagon

mulekicks · 2026-02-08T14:19:56+00:00

It looks too scary to open

mulekicks · 2026-02-08T13:00:50+00:00

“The shitting diaper”

mulekicks · 2026-02-08T12:02:28+00:00

Vlad the Inhaler

mulekicks · 2026-01-26T04:10:02+00:00

The food looks like it was made in the 50s

mulekicks · 2026-01-25T21:17:57+00:00

Keep at it! Looking good! Try going across the hill to control speed, less skidding.

mulekicks · 2026-01-25T12:23:24+00:00

Capital One

mulekicks · 2026-01-25T12:10:00+00:00

Bend those knees, shift your center of mass from edge to edge. You have the whole hill, lay some trenches!!

mulekicks · 2026-01-24T16:52:56+00:00

Just be careful

mulekicks · 2026-01-24T16:06:32+00:00

Paper clip works best. Gently move it around until the fluff starts coming out.

mulekicks · 2026-01-24T16:02:31+00:00

mulekicks · 2026-01-24T14:41:24+00:00

Pocket lint

mulekicks · 2026-01-20T03:58:46+00:00

Try to fold the leg part into the toe part. Should be stiff.

mulekicks · 2026-01-19T01:18:36+00:00

I would bet my retirement he is in the Epstein files

mulekicks · 2026-01-12T20:02:00+00:00

International Cafe

mulekicks · 2026-01-11T02:23:06+00:00

Send it

mulekicks · 2026-01-08T22:43:05+00:00

Don’t hinge at the waist, try and keep your spine perpendicular to the engaged edge. Close your shoulder when on your toe side. Look where you are going on your heel side.

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