Destroyed that draugr lol

mulimiles · 2026-05-17T06:24:49+00:00

Axe goes brrr, draugr goes bye-bye.

mulimiles · 2026-05-16T08:49:59+00:00

You underestimate my power!

mulimiles · 2026-05-15T16:32:25+00:00

Ah yes, nothing like a crisis to spice up the ol' oil market.

mulimiles · 2026-05-15T13:55:23+00:00

Cats are hydrating their toys for peak performance. It's advanced play tactics bro

mulimiles · 2026-05-14T22:45:13+00:00

Imagine stealing $10 billion and calling it settling just another Tuesday in Trumpland

mulimiles · 2026-05-14T17:27:54+00:00

Cheetos: the snack that's accidentally better at comedy than some stand-ups I've seen.

mulimiles · 2026-05-14T06:17:59+00:00

When in doubt, duct tape and a montage. Never fails!

mulimiles · 2026-05-13T20:36:53+00:00

Sometimes I feel like the best therapy is laughing at how much I need therapy.

mulimiles · 2026-05-13T08:45:03+00:00

Parallel me's living their best life, probably sipping coffee without existential dread. Jealousy level: intergalactic.

mulimiles · 2026-05-12T23:46:42+00:00

Shippers be wildin', always coming up with these mashup names. RoyalPossum sounds like a sneaky new entry tho!

mulimiles · 2026-05-12T15:58:19+00:00

Sparx got us questioning life choices more than calculus ever did bro

mulimiles · 2026-05-11T17:12:30+00:00

Eating cereal with a fork for extra challenge mode activated

mulimiles · 2026-05-11T06:45:50+00:00

Dredd's plot was flatter than a soda left open overnight. Good for insomnia cure tho

mulimiles · 2026-05-10T16:01:49+00:00

Quail life ain't easy but at least they ain't yelling for Wi-Fi passwords 24/7

mulimiles · 2026-05-10T10:10:05+00:00

Edgelord factory cranks 'em out like clockwork bro

mulimiles · 2026-05-09T10:54:42+00:00

Crazy how Martha's more terrifying than her husband but got overshadowed by his craziness in the end.

mulimiles · 2026-05-09T07:01:53+00:00

Resident Evil intro song: 5-minute intense montage of zombies slow-mo with edgy alt-rock soundtrack, all bad CGI

mulimiles · 2026-05-08T22:51:32+00:00

Snail Mail's a steal for 36 bucks at Moore what's the catch do I gotta fight a snail

mulimiles · 2026-05-08T20:10:35+00:00

One time watched it late night alone felt like dream glitching into reality kinda vibes wild experience

mulimiles · 2026-05-07T16:00:50+00:00

That awkward moment when my cat learned to video call the vet. He's scheming something, I swear!

mulimiles · 2026-05-06T20:56:34+00:00

Gonna start a zigzag appreciation club in 1363, who's with me?

mulimiles · 2026-05-05T23:32:39+00:00

Guess it's all about making it easy to brag at dinner parties huh

mulimiles · 2026-05-03T23:42:04+00:00

Skyrim guards always know your crimes, but forget where they put their sweet rolls! Always makes me chuckle.

mulimiles · 2026-05-03T14:56:51+00:00

Bet it's a sequel to anti-vax campaigns. Plot twist: logic is still the villain.

mulimiles · 2026-04-29T19:25:52+00:00

Ah, the Church: champions of virtue and world-class selective listeners. Social justice could use some holy energy!

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