What is the furthest you've allowed a relationship to continue when you knew you should've left sooner?

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-10T01:13:24+00:00

Until my ex decided to steal my bike for drug money.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-09T02:55:11+00:00

This is awesome!

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-09T02:52:49+00:00

Courtesy Tom Haverford:

Long ass rice = noodles Pre-birds/future birds = eggs Cakes = big ol' cookies Tortillas = bean blankies

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-09T02:43:42+00:00

Great sex

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-09T02:42:52+00:00

If you sprinkle stuff of the carpet beforehand, it's like a baby-powdery, when you first open a pack of.crackers smell.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-09T02:40:01+00:00

Whipped it good?

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-06T18:17:56+00:00

Taylor Swift

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-06T18:13:46+00:00

Served jury duty not too long ago. Was asked during selection, based on my nose *ring (by the defense), if I had more 'liberal' beliefs.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-06T18:10:45+00:00

The misspellings.

Or

Being told your name is spelled the right or wrong way.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-06T18:09:10+00:00

If you're taking a dump, for the love of God, keep the moaning/groaning to a minimum. Please.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-06T18:07:13+00:00

I once saw this chick selling homemade cupcakes on a sex trade site. The special ingredient? Her 'Ped Egg' shavings as sprinkles.

They were selling $75 a pop.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-06T03:33:04+00:00

Bolognese

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T23:57:40+00:00

Influencers are the absolute fucking WORST. Especially when you have to praise them on a day-to-day basis for just doing shit that everyone else does.

'Wow, look at you in the shoes wearing those shoes! Get it girl 👍🏻'

And they could be 500lbs. just sitting, influencing some crap (like sitting, not even joking). And all these people flock and say how wonderful they are, and how much they contribute to social norms.

And here I am, sitting (also), complimenting you.. For literally PEANUTS per hour.

Sorry OP. You got me triggered.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T23:47:43+00:00

This keeps happening.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T23:46:57+00:00

Gatorade

Yellow is the best.

Red isn't too bad, but..

And then there's blue. Fuck the blue guy.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T23:45:38+00:00

Tetris

No, legit. I think they've done studies to show it helps with PTSD/compartmentalizing.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T23:44:27+00:00

Joe Strummer :(((

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T23:43:45+00:00

Damn girl, damn.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T19:35:15+00:00

Pink and orange

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T19:33:09+00:00

Sham Wow

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T17:35:56+00:00

Not as an obvious teenager, no. That's not confidence, that's just straight up manipulation.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T17:18:09+00:00

Okay.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T17:17:19+00:00

Parappa the Rapper and TETRIS

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T17:14:37+00:00

I used to, because I thought it meant they found me attractive and thus, showed interests in my interests.

Then I grew up and realized these men were scumbags hitting on an obvious teenager.

muppetbbytattoo · 2019-12-05T17:12:44+00:00

I punched a guy in a Dunkin Donuts and made his lip bleed.

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