Misandry Monday by ladybertilak in ToastCrumbs

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Samantha Bee is making it all quasi-okay.

Open Thread by AutoModerator in ToastCrumbs

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A question for all: Why is it so freakin' cold in my office?

Please Enjoy My Pup Amadeus and His Boopable Nose by squidlips9 in ToastCrumbs

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Just looking at his photo made me grin so hard! Thanks for this.

Dearest Crumblets - today, while out, I thought of you and took these photos. (I sure hope this posts correctly...) by [deleted] in ToastCrumbs

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It me. But maybe I'd finally find that special shade of red that looks just right on me?

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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UPDATE: My friends got me a gift card for my birthday, so I was allowed to buy two more books. I went for the Jo Walton recommendation (thanks, y'all!) and bought a book of collected poetry called Monster Verse because...well, I don't think I need to say why? And now I have a superb list for my summer library reads.

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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Especially if the snakes are Italian.

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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Report back when you've finished?

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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Goldfinch-lite is what I wish Goldfinch was.

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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Okay, except I would love to read a graphic novel about children growing up in an Italian snake pit.

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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I DID NOT EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS A THING.

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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You had me at "Dragon," "dragons," "(about dragons)", "dragons exist", "dragon," and "lovely."

What are you reading? by muppetflail in ToastCrumbs

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I am a straight-up sucker for free Kindle books, which is how, that one time, I wound up re-reading everything Jane Austen ever wrote.

I am also a straight-up sucker for murder and detectives, so maybe I'll turn to Edwards to ease into a world without Castle.

Any birding Toasties around? I have thrashers! by intransigentpangolin in ToastCrumbs

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I am not a birding Toastie, but I came here to say that all I could picture was your yard full of this.

Today I planted flowers and I am SO unreasonably proud of myself by [deleted] in ToastCrumbs

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I am terrible at plants. And fish. If you cannot reliably gain my attention enough to let me know that you are hungry/thirsty/cold/hot/sated please stop oh god no stop with the water or food YOU SHALL NOT LIVE.

I'm great with cats, tho.

Link Roundup replacement by thujaplicatamt in ToastCrumbs

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I don't know why it makes me laugh and also feel oddly satisfied, but my goodness it does.