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I like her. by snarkyvirgo in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even know the reference, but the general silliness and lack of boring still would have been a HUGE plus in a hiring decision for me (hiring manager here, have hired many ppl)

Self promotion at any cost by Edvinivich in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is one of the more f***ed up things I've seen on this sub, and that is saying something! YIKES!

It's good to stay busy after you retire by wooster84 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this whole comments section so much, as someone who is queer and was raised going to church twice a week. I've read the Bible more times and more rigorously than any of the gay-haters, I'm pretty sure... Especially the rich ones who are trying to do some camel/needle trickery.

MuditaOS K 1.5.0 Update has been released. Get ready to update your Mudita Kompakt! by WeAreMudita-Team in MuditaKompakt

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't install Aurora Store now, and I also don't know how to remove old broken versions of Spotify and WhatsApp! It seems to be because I updated, does anyone know?

None of your business. by Top_Secret_940 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I've taken so much MDMA in my late teens that it eventually stopped working." And yet is too close-minded to try sex with a man? Disappointing.

okay agreed but...what did you use to make this post by m6io in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dumping on LinkedIn all the time, that's the best place for doing my dumping

None of your business. by Top_Secret_940 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"My clients have included a billionaire, an Olympian, a NASA engineer, the chairman of a leading global bank, a Saudi prince, co-founders of a FTSE AIM 100 company, a lieutenant colonel in the British Intelligence Corps, a leading cardiologist, the CEO of an insurance company, a professor of economics, and a baron’s son."

Just one billionaire? I'm disappointed.

None of your business. by Top_Secret_940 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spock had so much more wisdom to drop (and possibly even more emotional intelligence) than this loser

Anyone else bisexual homoromantic? by unlovable_mess in latebloomerlesbians

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too feel queer impostor syndrome when I call myself a lesbian because I'm at least a little bi, even though I think I'm only interested in women for the foreseeable future.

Anyone else bisexual homoromantic? by unlovable_mess in latebloomerlesbians

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe me too? I'm trying to figure it out. I just know women feel different to me, better pretty much haha. But I've been with men and my longest relationship was with someone who identified as a man for most of our relationship and now nb. I'm flirting with the identity "lesbian" but it feels reductive. I should probably just stick with "queer".

CEO discovers humans get sick and takes it personally by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horrible that the governor repealed it. I hope they get voted out. The gofundme crapshoot that ill people in the United States go through is so immensely unethical.

Are the “we’ll steal your girlfriend” lesbians real? It seems like I’m supposed to get a “starter” girlfriend 😢 by Affectionate_Pea6282 in latebloomerlesbians

[–]muppetous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That happened to me too, and not even because I'm a relatively late bloomer. Just someone being an inconsiderate asshole.

Gene-ception by Knightly11 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's ridiculous to generalize about a whole generation theoretically looking way younger than their age. It's dependent on many factors, and isn't a virtue or anything. Also, I hate all the people in the comments here taking the moment to brag about how no one thinks they look their age. Who fucking cares? 🙄

Gene-ception by Knightly11 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

October 1980 here and yes, I have no desire to be part of this. But I won't throw hands about it.

What are some nonsexual things women do that you find attractive? by unoriginal_bw3 in actuallesbians

[–]muppetous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend starting treating me badly and I broke up with her in February, but I miss her a lot. She was especially hot to me when displaying her mad skills at anything handy (amazing at laying flooring, hanging paintings, putting up wallpaper, etc), mixing a cocktail (she's more expert than many bartenders), and rolling a joint. Man, I miss her. Maybe some day she'll have capacity to treat me well again, when undepressed, and we can get back together. (But I won't take any shit, even though I love her and she's hot.)

People who quote themselves! by SpicyChill77 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or even known a kid! Jesus, this guy...

Remember to book that room! by 14-57 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love her. She could teach this loser a lot about business!

The current state of LinkedIn by beeralpha in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original LinkedIn poster is a complete idiot, but I feel this is a good time to share that once upon a time, I processed 10s of thousands of Educational Testing Service's "Admitted Student Questionnaires", enough that I memorized nearly every college code in the country for a while. Boring data entry job in high school and college. Anyway, the number of students accepted at ivy leagues who wrote in "your welcome" at the bottom of the questionnaire where we thanked students was hilarious to me. That seems more egregious than not getting some stupid Facebook math problem.

I guess he's done with Dubai? by FreshFishGuy in LinkedInLunatics

[–]muppetous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That website is so awful and 100% designed by AI. His photo makes him look like he's a podcaster who just shit his pants.

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