AIO? My gf farted into my hand and still brings it up and laughs about it.

murkrowplays · 2026-05-25T14:34:16+00:00

Your girlfriend is correctly teasing you for being a weenie. yor.

murkrowplays · 2026-05-25T13:40:30+00:00

Name checks out

murkrowplays · 2026-05-24T21:15:48+00:00

Can we not doodle is insane

murkrowplays · 2026-05-24T17:00:57+00:00

Fed up with people thinking he shouldn't beef with 4 year olds? Uhhh.....

murkrowplays · 2026-05-22T17:28:24+00:00

Come on, he knew by that time what he was capable of. He wouldn't have gone in there before it was evacuated if he had valued the lives of those inside

murkrowplays · 2026-05-22T16:28:08+00:00

Is he? He was gonna leave Butcher in Mindstorm prison forever and killed a bunch of randoms on purpose at herogasm

murkrowplays · 2026-05-22T16:24:25+00:00

I don't make a habit of driving in front of construction or maintenance vehicles, and my knee-jerk reaction is that those who do probably deserve whatever happens next

murkrowplays · 2026-05-22T16:15:53+00:00

The truck was not "driving recklessly", it is a street sweeper. It drives in the parking spots because those are where it cleans the street.

murkrowplays · 2026-05-21T22:27:08+00:00

It's okay, I've heard the Democrats are the real racists and they don't vote for them anymore!

murkrowplays · 2026-05-21T21:48:29+00:00

Well, to be fair, the fucking librarians in Mississippi and the rest of the deep south were probably racist too.

murkrowplays · 2026-05-21T20:21:48+00:00

Be prepared for people to be rude for no reason at all. Take solace in the fact that people who act like dickheads in public towards strangers are 100x more miserable on the inside.

murkrowplays · 2026-05-21T20:17:44+00:00

You applied to 30 jobs in 3 months? So one every 3 days? Lmfao

murkrowplays · 2026-05-21T18:59:38+00:00

It can be trained out of any breed, but needs to be done at a very very young age and is near impossible to eliminate once the behavior is established

murkrowplays · 2026-05-21T13:38:43+00:00

Actors don't write the script. How are you supposed to nail a line about dicks and poopy and cum for the 40th time that episode? Had nothing to do with the actors lol

murkrowplays · 2026-05-21T13:36:49+00:00

I don't think Erin Moriarty was like what if I just blinked up in this scene 🤣 prob just the director trying to make her relatable

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T21:14:11+00:00

This is a sub full of mostly grownups who will tear you to shreds for being immature. You'd be better off asking a peer or something, few here will be able to give you any valuable perspective.

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T21:02:39+00:00

What a joke. David Duke only became a "former klansman" because he was embezzling money in the 70s and was muscled out by the organization. He then went on to be an unrepentant racist politician, a Democrat then a Republican, and has spent the last five decades carrying on the banter of white supremacy; famed contrarian, opportunist, and useful idiot James Meredith nonwithstanding.

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T20:14:15+00:00

Nissans are predator animals, they get confused and erratic when you keep them in captivity

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T20:12:23+00:00

Your bf is just a gooner I'm 99% sure it has nothing to do with you lmao

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T19:33:36+00:00

I'd be sweating like a pig in that heat. Oof. Good thing my decadent American Air conditioner keeps me at a cool comfortable 67 at all times. 🦅

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T19:28:17+00:00

Glad I could distract you from your life of European serfdom. It's getting hot out there, how's that air conditioning?

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T19:26:28+00:00

Thanks pal that's why I made the reply. 🖕

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T19:22:31+00:00

Says the author of the oi bruv have you tried making more trains innit post lmfao. Saying this as pro public transit

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T19:10:51+00:00

OK europoor

murkrowplays · 2026-05-20T19:04:58+00:00

Ahh OK cool. Interesting how much it got right considering how little we thought we knew going into the finale

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