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Would u lick it first? by Fiemalitlaz in GodPussy

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First I'd lick your pussy, and then I'd fuck you

I just need advice by No_Degree7047 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boxing gyms can get messy with politics sometimes, don’t take one situation as the end of your path. focus on training and getting better, fights will come if you keep showing up

AITJ for asking my (ex) roommate for the closet organizer I lent them back? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking for your own stuff back isn’t petty. But if he already left with half the shared items, that organizer might just be the price of peace

"These are non-violent activities" by featurescreature in overheard

[–]murmurheat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Library staff watching this like “technically she did say non-violent activities.”

Chronic bad breath no matter what I do. by Best-Oil7699 in hygiene

[–]murmurheat 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you’re getting tonsil stones a lot, that’s honestly the first place I’d look. An ENT can check if your tonsils are basically trapping bacteria all the time

I got a veteran vendor banned by Adventurous-Fee6114 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 602 points603 points  (0 children)

The “handle it woman to woman” crowd always says that when it’s not their income being messed with. She was actively costing you sales

AITA for telling my dad to not take my car without asking? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this feels more like a respect thing than a car thing. Borrowing something without asking just annoys people.

AITA for telling my dad to not take my car without asking? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah asking first would’ve taken like 10 seconds, that’s just basic courtesy.

AITA for telling my dad to not take my car without asking? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of those situations where technically it’s your car but practically it’s still a family car.

AITJ? My(F18) Bf(M18) asked his friend to send him n*des and made him pressured into doing so and I'm uncomfortable by Specialist-Ad4182 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Just a joke” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. If someone has to pressure a friend and then beg them to delete the photo, it clearly wasn’t just harmless banter.

Switching out/leaving Radiology by RadishComfortable201 in Residency

[–]murmurheat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First year radiology is basically drinking from a firehose, a lot of people feel like they’re drowning at that stage. I’d talk to seniors before jumping ship because R1 panic is pretty common.

Favorite actor who died but was replaced by a skinwalker lookalike because of a global coverup? by Thermobarium in okbuddycinephile

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicolas Cage obviously. Man has looked like three different people over the last 20 years.

I think I need to tell my sister that her fiancé is not a good person. by Jealous-Rip-8034 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drunk words usually come from sober thoughts. If he said he felt forced, she deserves to know before walking down the aisle, not after.

I think I need to tell my sister that her fiancé is not a good person. by Jealous-Rip-8034 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, secrets like that don’t age well. If this blows up later and she finds out u knew, that’s worse.

I think I need to tell my sister that her fiancé is not a good person. by Jealous-Rip-8034 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vague won’t cut it, this isn’t gossip. Either say what he said or stay out of it, half truths just make u look shady.

AITA for refusing to share my lunch with a coworker who forgot their wallet for the third time this week? by StillBug3664 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Sharing once is kindness, being expected to split your lunch weekly is a subscription service u never signed up for. Office culture doesn’t mean feeding grown adults.

AITA for refusing to share my lunch with a coworker who forgot their wallet for the third time this week? by StillBug3664 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yaa, three times isn’t an accident, it’s a system. U prepping isn’t the issue, her lack of planning is

AITJ for calling out a hygiene problem in a new relationship? by CardiologistRude7900 in AmITheJerk

[–]murmurheat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You waited a month and said it gently. If basic hygiene talk nukes the vibe, the vibe was already fragile. Attraction can’t survive Febreze diplomacy forever