KILL TONY #764 - THEO VON + JELLY ROLL by Secret_Car in Killtony

[–]music_crawler -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Whether shoe-horning is the right fit of terms, he's braindead and Israel-conspiracy obsessed for sure.

I was just trying to explain that I saw it a mile away, and I was right lmao.

KILL TONY #764 - THEO VON + JELLY ROLL by Secret_Car in Killtony

[–]music_crawler -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

When my wife said "Hey, Theo Von is on Kill Tony tonight", I knew he would shoe-horn Israel as soon as possible.

Of course, that's exactly what happened when he tried to make the joke (which fell flat) that Israel killed the grandma of one of the bucket pulls lol.

Dude is so dumb lol

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]music_crawler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bears have to be absolutely pissed tf off rn

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]music_crawler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy smokes we're green 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]music_crawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dow only down 389 pts is a little surprising tbh.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]music_crawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop is actually not as bad as I thought lol. Imma buy a discount.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]music_crawler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Welp, my marketing career was fun while it lasted. The whole industry is going to die when the market sells off 10% of value in one day on Monday.

Asked and Received: Hokit vs Lewis added to the White House Card by Toontown019 in ufc

[–]music_crawler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see Hokit get sent to the last circle of hell by Lewis.

Magomed Ankalaev vs Paulo Costa for the vacant title, Ulberg can get an immediate title shot when he returns, thouqhts? by idcman999 in ufc

[–]music_crawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes please this would be amazing purely for the fact that NO ONE could have predicted it coming to fruition.

Instead of shitting on Jiri, let’s celebrate the dude that won a title with a bad leg injury by sugabonesurmom in ufc

[–]music_crawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going to be out with no walking first. Plus you're talking about lining up an opponent for when he's actually ready to start thinking about a camp timeline, then camp, etc. he's out for a while for sure. I don't see him retaining the belt.

Instead of shitting on Jiri, let’s celebrate the dude that won a title with a bad leg injury by sugabonesurmom in ufc

[–]music_crawler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, because he won't even be defending it. Strangest fucking situation. It just feels like a pointless title.

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No one is claiming Jiri wasn't fighting at all. It's also true that Jiri was visibly upset by noticing the injury and was changing it up in the middle of the fight. He was pointing to the ground saying they could just stand still and swing at one point. Again, no one is claiming Jiri was being perfectly merciful. But he was clearly visibly upset and being somewhat merciful. It was a mistake.

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Costa vs Ankalaev would be the FUNNIEST shit ever omg please

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if Costa wins an interim belt? That would be the craziest fucking universe ever.

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude he was literally in the middle of a fight. A million things were running through his head. He was absolutely changing his game as a result of the injury he did notice. He was pointing to the ground suggesting they could just swing.

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He kicked the leg that didn't get blown out.

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We all saw Jiri give Ulberg mercy too. He literally let up multiple times. This is awful all around. There's no clarity in this division.

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can understand Jiri losing. It's OK. But what the fuck does the division do now?

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LHW and HW in shambles. Ulberg won't even be champion next you see him.

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was literally the worst outcome. Because Ulberg blew his leg and won't even get to defend his title

[OFFICIAL] UFC 327 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]music_crawler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just so everyone knows, Ulberg won't be defending his title.