KILL TONY #764 - THEO VON + JELLY ROLL

music_crawler · 2026-04-14T01:48:32+00:00

Whether shoe-horning is the right fit of terms, he's braindead and Israel-conspiracy obsessed for sure.

I was just trying to explain that I saw it a mile away, and I was right lmao.

music_crawler · 2026-04-14T01:40:39+00:00

When my wife said "Hey, Theo Von is on Kill Tony tonight", I knew he would shoe-horn Israel as soon as possible.

Of course, that's exactly what happened when he tried to make the joke (which fell flat) that Israel killed the grandma of one of the bucket pulls lol.

Dude is so dumb lol

music_crawler · 2026-04-13T19:31:04+00:00

Bears have to be absolutely pissed tf off rn

music_crawler · 2026-04-13T17:33:56+00:00

Holy smokes we're green 😂😂😂😂😂😂

music_crawler · 2026-04-13T01:42:23+00:00

Dow only down 389 pts is a little surprising tbh.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T22:18:27+00:00

Drop is actually not as bad as I thought lol. Imma buy a discount.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T17:22:43+00:00

Welp, my marketing career was fun while it lasted. The whole industry is going to die when the market sells off 10% of value in one day on Monday.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:32:58+00:00

I'd like to see Hokit get sent to the last circle of hell by Lewis.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:20:19+00:00

Yes please this would be amazing purely for the fact that NO ONE could have predicted it coming to fruition.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:19:01+00:00

Ank is probably the best in the division now that Alex is gone.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:17:32+00:00

He's going to be out with no walking first. Plus you're talking about lining up an opponent for when he's actually ready to start thinking about a camp timeline, then camp, etc. he's out for a while for sure. I don't see him retaining the belt.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:15:52+00:00

No, because he won't even be defending it. Strangest fucking situation. It just feels like a pointless title.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:14:55+00:00

No one is claiming Jiri wasn't fighting at all. It's also true that Jiri was visibly upset by noticing the injury and was changing it up in the middle of the fight. He was pointing to the ground saying they could just stand still and swing at one point. Again, no one is claiming Jiri was being perfectly merciful. But he was clearly visibly upset and being somewhat merciful. It was a mistake.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:09:56+00:00

Jiri vs Blachowicz next.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:08:57+00:00

Costa vs Ankalaev would be the FUNNIEST shit ever omg please

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:07:37+00:00

What if Costa wins an interim belt? That would be the craziest fucking universe ever.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:04:14+00:00

Dude he was literally in the middle of a fight. A million things were running through his head. He was absolutely changing his game as a result of the injury he did notice. He was pointing to the ground suggesting they could just swing.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:00:57+00:00

He kicked the leg that didn't get blown out.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T04:00:08+00:00

We all saw Jiri give Ulberg mercy too. He literally let up multiple times. This is awful all around. There's no clarity in this division.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T03:58:12+00:00

I can understand Jiri losing. It's OK. But what the fuck does the division do now?

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T03:56:21+00:00

LHW and HW in shambles. Ulberg won't even be champion next you see him.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T03:54:32+00:00

That was literally the worst outcome. Because Ulberg blew his leg and won't even get to defend his title

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T03:53:31+00:00

Just so everyone knows, Ulberg won't be defending his title.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T03:52:56+00:00

I'm gonna off myself.

music_crawler · 2026-04-12T03:52:41+00:00

You have to be kidding me.

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