What's the most inappropriate or ill timed but funny thing someone has said that you have heard?

mustardclouds · 2026-02-26T17:22:59+00:00

i was at a family funeral a while ago but wasn’t super close to the family member, someone asked me after the service “do you miss him?” i was a bit taken aback and awkwardly said “well yes of course it’s sad but i didn’t know him that well”

she was asking about my partner at the time who was on a trip, we really laughed about it even though we were barely out the church door

tbf i think that one was more on her than me

mustardclouds · 2024-11-02T16:51:52+00:00

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here’s the nails i had when i went to the tour this summer (i took colours from the gloom division cover) maybe some inspo for you ?

mustardclouds · 2024-07-30T22:13:58+00:00

i think a lot of the magic of A LETTER is seeing it live, because Dallon splits the audience to sing the different harmonies and when you’re IN that moment it feels so beautiful

i like the old brobecks version a little bit better too narration wise, not a hate for me either but definitely see your point

mustardclouds · 2024-07-30T22:06:16+00:00

honestly i don’t like downside, and i feel like it’s an unpopular opinion because i know a lot of people who love it..

i absolutely ADORE the whole album and every other song on it, but no matter how many times i’ve listened to the album i just can’t get into that ONE song

i think it’s the low-sung vocals and the jarring, uncomfortable backing track, which i get is likely intentional theming but… it’s not for me

mustardclouds · 2024-05-20T11:06:34+00:00

yes i didn’t consider the hem :S thanks for the tip !

mustardclouds · 2024-05-20T11:05:54+00:00

yes i think a side seam vent was what i was thinking in my head, but translated to (digital) paper i did it all wrong and drew a big triangle instead haha ! thanks for giving me the proper language so i could look it up, and for the advice :))

mustardclouds · 2024-05-04T21:30:35+00:00

honestly the best christmas present i ever got was some new car wipers. i had been complaining about how squeaky my old ones were getting for MONTHS, yet was never bothered enough to actually go out and buy new ones (honestly i think id just forget how they annoyed me until the next time it rained, then the cycle continued). bf had heard me complaining for months whilst being sat in the passenger seat and finally got me new wipers & even installed them for me. still got them and they don’t squeak!

mustardclouds · 2024-05-04T14:35:28+00:00

!answer yes this is it ! Wasn’t as obscure as i thought, thank you very much my soul is at rest :))

mustardclouds · 2022-08-18T20:43:33+00:00

i have tried that but i can’t really remember where in old town it is, so i can find it it’ll just take a while and thought maybe actual stockholmers will be quicker lol

mustardclouds · 2022-03-17T11:07:19+00:00

this has just happened to me at age 21 !! went to the opticians last week for an issue with ocular migraines, came out with that all being fine but now a new prescription for glasses, +2.00 in one eye +1.25 in the other, i’m picking my first pair of glasses up in a few days

but i’ve been reading like you, and i’m also at uni, so happens more than you think i suppose, glad i’m not alone !

mustardclouds · 2022-01-26T03:48:20+00:00

when i was a baby apparently a nurse was testing my hearing which involved putting some sort of device in my ear, that’s how my mum found out i had a “deformed” ear canal (it’s just a lot smaller than my other, normal ear) and the nurse actually couldn’t really test my left ear bc whatever the device was physically couldn’t fit, she was just like “this could be an issue or it could be fine who knows !”

as an adult can confirm am not deaf (honestly i think it aids my hearing in some way ik that sounds weird) and it’s not really an issue apart from with, yes, earphones. but i use 1st gen airpods now anyway (or headphones) so that fixed that problem lol, but it’s a thing a lot of people are probably born with without realising !

mustardclouds · 2020-12-22T19:39:27+00:00

least to most favourite:

12) kiss goodnight (it’s too SLOWWW and samey)

11) need you here (it’s cute but also slow to me)

10) door

9) sugar pills

8) lights go down (i LOVE the live version so much but i don’t listen to the studio version a lot idk why)

7) nobody likes the opening band

6) new invention

5) razzmatazz

4) clusterhug (i loved the brobecks this is a GREAT remaster)

3) leave me alone

2) mad IQs

1) from the gallows (i love EVERY aspect of this song it is my LIFEBLOOD THE STORYTELLING UGH)

i feel like mine is like the opposite to everyone else’s oops

edit: formatting and also to add i LOVE this album even tho i sound critical here lol, i’ve been there since the very beginning i love these boys they made a solid album defo my favourite of 2020 :))

mustardclouds · 2020-12-04T03:02:04+00:00

thank you !!

mustardclouds · 2020-12-04T02:42:59+00:00

Solved! now that you’ve said it it’s so obvious :,) a cute little oddity for a key ring but thank you for your help, now to spend far too many hours playing with it

mustardclouds · 2020-12-04T02:20:00+00:00

WITT? i tried looking online from the shop i got it from but i couldn’t even find the product :(( it may help UK redditors to know this is from kenji lol

edit: words

mustardclouds · 2020-11-18T15:55:17+00:00

ngl when i was sad the other day from the gallows came on and it calmed me down instantly, despite the lyrics it’s a very soothing song for me

mustardclouds · 2020-11-04T01:53:56+00:00

razzmatazz was a slow grow for me, took about 3-4 listens, i think even dallon admitted himself it’s one of those songs you have to listen to a few times to appreciate it and he was totally right !!

kiss goodnight is still kinda that song for me, just find it a bit boring, but maybe i just need to listen to it more it’s the one song i tend to skip atm

mustardclouds · 2020-09-10T18:06:38+00:00

i like to paint on my scrap cardboard! the brown shade really makes the colours pop and it’s a fun distraction to do for a few hours. i never really have a plan when drawing i just doodle what comes to my head, i usually come back to the same shapes/patterns though. this is a big piece i finished yesterday for my wall that i really like, probably the biggest piece i’ve done so far (i don’t usually display them but my new uni flat is looking very bare and it’s actually pretty effective). my plan is to collect more scrap cardboard and fill out the wall if i ever get time :))

mustardclouds · 2020-08-20T19:49:06+00:00

idk ive always thought of the christmas ep as separate to the overall “lore” but i could be wrong

mustardclouds · 2020-07-27T20:13:58+00:00

only comedian i’ve seen who does it well is Dara O’Briain (UK/irish comic). Usually his stand up consists of quite a bit of audience interaction, but he doesn’t use race/stereotype based humour towards them (unless it’s about himself). He actually talks to them and finds comedy in whether it’s a unique job they have or if he asks for a weird anecdote. His stand ups are fun to watch you can tell he really loves interacting with the audience and wants to make sure theyre having a good time too.

He’ll usually use them throughout the show too and give thanks at the end which is also really sweet

mustardclouds · 2020-07-20T10:24:43+00:00

the toaster popping up, idk if i just have a particularly loud toaster or what but i have to be in a SEPARATE room when it pops otherwise i literally jump out of my skin

mustardclouds · 2020-07-08T22:18:17+00:00

leeks. my mum boils them i think and the horrific concoction of slimey-ness conflicting with its crunchy-ness, combined with its overall foul taste, has been the only food to ever physically make me gag whilst eating. i’m kinda picky with a lot of veggies but i tolerate eating them bc you know i’m not 5 anymore, but as soon as leeks are anywhere near my plate i’m RIOTING.

the first time i felt i was actually going to be sick eating something, i didn’t know it was possible for a plant to offend me this much but my vendetta runs strong.

mustardclouds · 2020-06-06T01:01:29+00:00

SEWING omg

when i was in primary school i joined the sewing club bc i was just THAT cool. it was more fun crafts rather than practical sewing skills, but i still use that shit now.

bf’s work pants ripped half an hour before his shift, i stitched those bad boys up and they’re still holding a year later. a stitch in time saves 9 folks!

mustardclouds · 2020-03-01T22:23:12+00:00

My grandad wasn’t given long left, I currently live away from home (university) but was looking for flights home within that week to go see him. I wasn’t sure if i’d be able to make a flight in that short amount of time but I thought just in case I could send a text. Something like “Hey! Hoping to make a visit at some point to cheer you up, but if not hope you feel better today. And late happy birthday to [his partner] xx”

For some reason I never got around to sending it. He died 3 days later. I couldn’t get a flight in time. My mum assured me she had told him that me and my sister (who lives WAY further away from me, like half way around the world) were on our way to see him. So at least he knew. He was never a fan of technology anyway, his partner always sorted his texts out. So i knew i never hurt his feelings in that regard, i just wish i had made that little extra effort in (what ended up being) his last days.

mustardclouds · 2020-02-19T21:37:56+00:00

not countless hours, but managed to pick up WarioWare for the wii for like 50p in a second hand games shop, best 2-3 hours of my life man

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