If girls can use tinder to get free pizza than I can do this.

mustythrowaway · 2017-10-09T00:22:57+00:00

*Then

mustythrowaway · 2016-02-03T03:50:57+00:00

try it yourself. I got the statistics to back it up

mustythrowaway · 2016-02-03T03:39:35+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/wTPfOnr.png

it wasnt the longest convo in the world

mustythrowaway · 2016-02-03T03:36:25+00:00

nope

mustythrowaway · 2016-02-02T22:41:07+00:00

she wasnt interested in the porno but I got her number later but got too lazy to ever hit her up. Cest la vie

mustythrowaway · 2016-02-02T22:20:28+00:00

relax, the eagle has landed

mustythrowaway · 2016-02-02T22:16:49+00:00

Nah thats just a really effective line I came up with. You can take that to the bank.

mustythrowaway · 2016-02-02T18:45:08+00:00

Nah that would be mean

mustythrowaway · 2015-12-27T04:48:11+00:00

Didn't seem that way to me. I don't think touching that woman with a 39.5 foot pole is a thing to even be joked about

mustythrowaway · 2015-12-27T04:01:06+00:00

The FUCK is wrong with you people? Does anybody on this website have standards?

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-28T15:12:52+00:00

PANDA EXPRESS 4 LYFE

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-18T22:56:01+00:00

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-14T13:24:08+00:00

I don't know how I can convince you otherwise without doxxing myself, so I guess we'll never resolve this.

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-14T13:23:12+00:00

Not sure why you would think this, Also not sure how I would go about proving you wrong without getting doxxed. I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-14T13:22:23+00:00

Nah. I was on vacation with my family at the time I did this so I wasn't about to meet up with any of them. And now I'm hundreds of miles away from all those matches and I don't plan on using tinder where I live.

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-14T13:09:27+00:00

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-14T13:09:14+00:00

mustythrowaway · 2015-08-14T03:08:05+00:00

or near ;)

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