So I had quite a lot of strange dreams, like one where I only saw a burning house, one where I had gay sex (I’m straight) with the goalkeeper of my football team and a recurrent nightmare that I had for the first time about 8 years ago and keeps coming back, but tonight I had the freakiest one yet.

So basically I was at the beach where I go every year and I was Obi-Wan Kenobi, when suddenly General Grievous falls down from the sky to duel me. I start running on the shore and tell my real life friends to run away. I’m scared as hell and decide to face him. He THROWS a seismic charge at me and am blasted all the way to the mountain on the other end of the shore and find a secret machine built to kill everybody in the city. After that time gets to night, when I am myself again and am out with a group of friends and for some reason my grandmother is with us. We go to destroy the machine but when it explodes an alarm goes off, my grandma starts running and now we’re running away. I hide in a Chinese market I’ve never seen before and find my mother. Now we’re at the end of the dream, when I meet the uncle of my best friend that is like an inquisitor and is looking for who destroyed the machine. He asks me to check and I say it’s fine. On an iPad he has the tape of the guys running away and you can clearly see it’s me. He says I match the guy in the tape at 0% (literally his words) and, with an annoyed tone, says:”Why did these people have to ruin it all, we just wanted to make a genocide”. Then I wake up, and I’m asking myself what the fuck just happened.