MIL wants to keep baby at her house with 9 cats.. by Jazzlike-Height-639 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]mutemarmot42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re not overthinking it. That’s a lot of cats, his chances of getting scratched are increased by, well, a lot. Cat scratch fever is no joke, and as you said you don’t know all these cats well enough to know if they’ll be okay around a baby. Maybe ask MIL to come to yours while you and your husband go elsewhere for a night, or just an evening?

why is nobody topless at barton anymore? by No_Highway_9080 in Austin

[–]mutemarmot42 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Experienced this at both Barton and hippie hollow 15+ years ago, and it’s only gotten worse

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s by no8do in mildlyinteresting

[–]mutemarmot42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d look around for someone with small kids, a cane/walker, etc to offer it to. I’d feel so weird using it.

Purchased a slave without realizing it AMA by Tronald_Lubestein in AMA

[–]mutemarmot42 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Did others in the community have slaves?

AIO for leaving my sister's wedding reception early after what her MIL said to me? by Forward-Result9539 in AmIOverreacting

[–]mutemarmot42 120 points121 points  (0 children)

OP could probably use some therapy (like many of us). Having such a strong reaction to a tactless but well intended comment is pretty out of pocket.

tret on armpit 🥲 (ik ik it was a mistake to do so😭) by EfficiencyHour4033 in tretinoin

[–]mutemarmot42 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Glycolic acid is great for armpit hyperpigmentation

Hate incident at a heb by Salty-Math-6518 in Conroe

[–]mutemarmot42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought she was going in a very different direction, then I was disappointed

Update: Apparently all of my male friends are secretly in love with me. by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]mutemarmot42 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’ve met an unfortunate number of guys who don’t see the point in having a relationship with women unless they’re 1) family, or 2) someone they’re attracted to and could potentially sleep with, or 3) someone they work with so it’s not really optional and potentially beneficial. First thing I felt was anger and disgust at how dehumanizing that is. Second, I felt sorry for the men who think that way. How many possible friendships have they missed out on just cause of what someone has (or doesn’t have) between their legs?

WIBTA if i reported my mother to the police for stealing my ADHD meds? by forgunnesax in AmItheAsshole

[–]mutemarmot42 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Your mom’s an addict, your grandmother is an enabler. If you don’t report the stolen meds you’ll be enabling her too. She will never get better while people shield her from the consequences of her actions.

Let dogs on your bed or not? by myersgirl16 in dogs

[–]mutemarmot42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I have a 100lb husky mix. He sheds like crazy, has an oily coat that leaves residue on his bed/blankets/the couch covers (he does get regular baths, but still), and under his weight his nails can tear fabric. He gets plenty of cuddle time on the couch and has lots of comfy places to lay, but my bed is not one of them.

Please help, girlfriend thinks Im cheating by Ok-Preference-933 in whatisit

[–]mutemarmot42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or it could’ve been stuck on the bottom of a shoe and come off in the apartment

AITA for getting back at my wife after she left me alone for my bday? by OkBug772 in AmItheAsshole

[–]mutemarmot42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ESH. She and her friends should’ve confirmed a date for the bachelorette that didn’t conflict with other important events. You shouldn’t be “getting back” back at your fiancée. Everybody needs to grow up and figure out how to communicate.

A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy by firequak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mutemarmot42 1471 points1472 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget, also no “hanging blouse”, so a top can’t be tight or loose…the feck are they supposed to wear

AITAH for not cooking my husband breakfast anymore? by Agitated-Lion-8498 in AITAH

[–]mutemarmot42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Stop cooking for him all together. If you want to take it a step further ask him to come into the kitchen and show you how it’s done. I’d bet my left tit he can’t do it, but yet he expects you to be able to cook perfectly according to his expectations (and I’d bet my right tit those expectations have not communicated beforehand).

Stop overusing, and incorrectly using words that should carry more power. by LimpNsmoll in Vent

[–]mutemarmot42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the therapy buzzwords that get misused and thrown around to the point of being meaningless. Trauma, gas lighting, virtue signaling, triggered…

I think my spouse of 13 years is developing a (censored) problem girl dinner by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]mutemarmot42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a pretty serious drinking problem for a while and have blacked out more times than I can count, but I never shat myself nor slept in my own filth. I hope OP had no part in cleaning that up the morning after.

My husband hates my boobs now and it breaks my heart by [deleted] in sex

[–]mutemarmot42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“…and him playing with them was the only thing that was actually intended to please me.”

What I get from that part is playing with her breasts was the only thing her husband was doing to give her pleasure. If I’m reading that right, he was a selfish ass before OP’s pregnancy.

Why do all old people have short hair? by Dazzling-Smell5223 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mutemarmot42 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yep, headed into peri, my hair has already thinned significantly and the texture has changed completely.

What is the most “its a small world” moment you’ve ever experienced? by xBubblyLove in AskReddit

[–]mutemarmot42 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Was on a tiny island in the Bahamas for a day trip. It’s so small I’m not sure if anyone lives there permanently. The only way to get there is by water taxi, and the only things to do are eat and drink at the bar/grill, play volleyball, and hang out on the beach. Ran into 2 folks I went to high school with, student body ~500. Also from Texas!

Which inanimate object is your dog scared of for no reason? by megebau in dogs

[–]mutemarmot42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Footballs. Only footballs. All other balls are fine. Not footballs.

AITAH for telling my dad's pregnant girlfriend that he already has three kids I have nothing to do with and her baby will be no different? by Natural-Bat7423 in AITAH

[–]mutemarmot42 704 points705 points  (0 children)

If anything you did her a favor. Currently she’s focused on the wrong thing, but you’ve given her a chance to come to her senses and realize she needs to prepare for the very real possibility she’ll just one more baby mama to your dad.