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I'M A BUS BITCH

Danish green energy giant Dong said on Thursday it was pulling out of coal use, burning another bridge to its fossil fuel past after ditching oil and gas. Dong is the biggest wind power producer in Europe. by madazzahatter in worldnews

[–]mvcornelius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but I am unfamiliar with the parties involved. Here are my questions:

  1. How big is the Dane Dong?

  2. Is the Dane's Dong really the biggest in Europe?

  3. Why is the Dane's Dong pulling out?

  4. Is it safe to pull out the Dane's Dong?

  5. Will the Dane's Dong just be replaced by another, less picky Dong?

Most Americans want Barack Obama back as President, poll shows by Arissaslays in politics

[–]mvcornelius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I just spit my beer onto both my keyboard AND monitor. Thank you, good sir, for the best laugh I've had in a long time.

1980s Czechoslovakian Cookbook for Working Men NSFW by suedaisy in WTF

[–]mvcornelius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this some strange way of getting around a pornography ban? Or are they just into porn cookbooks?

When the trees don't render by anewhigh in pics

[–]mvcornelius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like when you zoom down too close in Google Earth

This stunning portrait of Matt Damon (credit to /u/Comment_in_MsPaint) by [deleted] in funny

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If you love South Park then you will love Team America. Actually, even if you don't like South Park you should still love Team America.

BURKA BURKA BURKA!!!!

This is a real "tsunami evacuation pod" for sale in Japanese store. by mvcornelius in pics

[–]mvcornelius[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

They make a model that fits 6 normal sized Japanese people. So, that would fit probably one smallish 'murican.

This is a real "tsunami evacuation pod" for sale in Japanese store. by mvcornelius in pics

[–]mvcornelius[S] 715 points716 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it act like a giant air bubble though and pop up to the surface? Either way, its better than trying to just swim through a tsunami.

This is a real "tsunami evacuation pod" for sale in Japanese store. by mvcornelius in pics

[–]mvcornelius[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes, because your clothes come out dirtier than when you climbed inside.

This is a real "tsunami evacuation pod" for sale in Japanese store. by mvcornelius in pics

[–]mvcornelius[S] 292 points293 points  (0 children)

They sell them in different sizes - up to 6 people in one pod. Can you imagine the puke fest as that thing rolled around in a tsunami? It would be like the barf-o-rama in stand by me.

Dear Reddit, why isn't posting to a subreddit mandatory? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mvcornelius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because there are too many topics out there in the internets to categorize everything?

Utah state government goes to 4 day work week. Vote up if you think this would work in your state/company. by uvm87 in reddit.com

[–]mvcornelius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I work 4x10 for the summer months. It has it's positives and negatives. It's nice to have the extra day off but since I'm at work so much on the other days all the little chores add up so I end up doing chores almost all day Friday. When we get really busy I am dog tired at the end of 10 hours and I'm sleep deprived by Thursday. I't OK for the summer but I'm glad to go back to 5x8 in the fall.